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xoxoxoBruce 03-17-2009 12:00 AM

Mar 17, 2009: Roundest Thing, Evah
 
Wolf came up with this item. It's a ball of fused quartz, and the most perfectly spherical object ever made by man.

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It’s only the size of a ping pong ball, but its surfaces are so smooth that were it blown up to the size of Earth, the tallest mountain would be only eight feet high.
http://cellar.org/2009/probe1.jpg

Actually it's one of four.
Four? I'll buy making one to, you know, see if you can, but making four means they must have a use for them.
Yes, they go in a space probe.

Not the kind of space probe they used on Burt Campbell. ;)
http://cellar.org/2009/probe2.jpg

They're used in "Gravity Probe B", which has been up there a couple years now.

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Einstein's theory of General Relativity predicts that Earth, by rotating, twists space and time around with it, forming a mild vortex in the fabric of spacetime around our planet. Researchers call this "frame dragging." Most physicists believe the spacetime vortex is real, but no experiment to date has been sensitive enough to detect it unequivocally.

Enter Gravity Probe B.
They've wanted to test this since the 50s, but nobody had the balls.

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It was originally proposed 47 years ago (!!) — but was delayed for decades waiting for funding, waiting for the shuttles to be built to get it aloft, then discovering that, whoops, the shuttles couldn’t actually handle that sort of payload, then designing a rocket to finally get it aloft. They also had wait for all manner of engineering breakthroughs to make those spheres. But what a metaphorically lovely finale: The most perfectly round objects ever made by humanity, flying through the void on one of the purest scientific quests ever.
The whole complicated story can be found here, and here, where they explain all about the Gravity Probe B project...


EXCEPT, how they made the damn balls. :(

Crimson Ghost 03-17-2009 12:48 AM

So round...

So firm...

So fully packed...

SPUCK 03-17-2009 04:49 AM

Wow.. They have a lot of balls!

capnhowdy 03-17-2009 06:26 AM

I thought for a minute they had captured the terminator and cut his nuts off.

Pie 03-17-2009 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 545981)
So round...

So firm...

So fully packed...

Who stole the Keeshka?

glatt 03-17-2009 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 545972)
They've wanted to test this since the 50s, but nobody had the balls.

Hee hee.

This was a cool IotD. Thanks Bruce and wolf!

Sheldonrs 03-17-2009 08:54 AM

Bah! You want to see something REALLY round, check out my stomach the day after Thanksgiving.

Gravdigr 03-17-2009 11:20 AM

Probably the most expensive balls evah...

Coign 03-17-2009 11:36 AM

Read the wiki for a current timeline. What I read from the ending is that the results, although indicative of proving the space-time warp, will be too inaccurate to determine definitive results.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_Probe_B

wolf 03-17-2009 12:58 PM

Nerdgasm.

Clodfobble 03-17-2009 08:29 PM

I want to touch it. What do you think something that smooth feels like?

Sperlock 03-17-2009 08:53 PM

Pinball, anyone? :D

Crimson Ghost 03-17-2009 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 545972)
Actually it's one of four.
Four? I'll buy making one to, you know, see if you can, but making four means they must have a use for them.

Yes they do.

They're in the process of making the worlds fastest marathon runner.

Ball bearings and a stick shift
old, old joke

Beest 03-17-2009 10:06 PM

Make your own, instructions are here.

Requires four slightly wobbly sewing machine motors :eyebrow:

xoxoxoBruce 03-18-2009 12:38 AM

Ah, thanks Beest. A ball grinder, I should have known, after all I married one. ;)


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