What would you do if you only had 25 hours to live?
 

bungled clone thread title (i suck)

i mean, hey...go crazy....you have an extra hour in this thread!

I'd tell all the people I love how much they mean to me.

I'd help Bri make Shel go un-gay for us.

I'd fly to England and kiss Pilau's nose.

With my last hour, I'd compose one of those huffy "I'm leaving the Cellar, dammit you meanies" posts a la whoever-his-face was. :lol:

lol. Awww.

Poor Pilau, all these people dieing of who-knows-what terrible disease trying to kiss him on the nose. Can you imagine?

I think you can download a standard boiler plate to save a couple minutes.

But would it give me the flexiblity to apply that special Shawnee touch (of madness?)

Maybe you should be the one to compose the blank document? Sounds like a thread starter.

Heck, sounds like a whole website. There must be a site somewhere with templates for all sorts of situations like the one described above. If not...there's our million dollar (read: $1.50) idea.

That would actually be pretty funny to have on the cellar welcome page. Welcome, Join us, here are teh rules, and for your convenience here is your eff off letter for when the time comes.

Brilliant!

To Whom It May Concern:

Although I've been a devoted and humble Dwellar for the past ________ hours/days/years, I feel I have to leave for my own health/sanity/happiness. I have always been a very ___________ dwellar, doing my best to be polite and courteous. As time goes on I feel teh Cellar is becoming more ________, due to UT/Bruce's unwillingness to moderate _________. ________, ________,________, and __________ make the cellar very unfriendly to ________ posters. Everyone feels this way but they are afraid to say so because of the Cool Kid's Clique, just ask ________ who is the only <strike> sock puppet</strike> dwellar who has come to my defense during all of this fighting.

Please delete my username and all of my posts, I won't be back. (don't block my IP though, I'm just sayin') ________ thank you for always being so caring and honest, and defending me from the cool kids. Take care of yourself and don't let _____ and ______ drag you down.

To the rest of you EFF OFF!

Best wishes,



__________

Genius

And extra hour! I think I'd read the first and last pages of all the great classics in literature that I haven't yet read.

That's why we have the Steve Dallas thread picker.

I ain't switching from sausage to fish on my last day!