I'm a fake stupid piece of shit
 

hey hey everybody I'm a real person, look at my real-person posts

#cognitivedissonance

good luck bro!

have you considered flax and quinoa milk with a lavender infusion to soothe your realness?

(whole, organic flax & quinoa milk. With carob flavor)

whole flax is a waste of money, literally flushing it down the toilet. for HUMAN consumption, flax needs to be crushed to be digested.


But... eating whole, organic flax won't hurt ya. or help ya.

dude, flax milk is a whole different thing. Like not fucking milk for a start. But it has magick properties. Trust me, I'm a Dr.

I guess I shoulda gone without the spaces.... flax&quinoa milk. You can find it in "grocery" stores beneath the hemp milk, above the oat milk -all sandwiched between the soy milks and nut milks.

Maybe, but to really get the benefits, you'll have to mix some grapeseed extract into your flax milk, and then spend over a decade posting about it on dozens of forums.

Flaxmilk in the forums
Grapeseed in the gunt

shit, I was doing it wrong. I was using gripeseed.

Hah!

Somebody been putting that shit in urrthang I eat!

Better than rapeseed Mr President.

You may be a fake stupid piece of shit, but I'm a stupid piece of fake shit. Put that in your hookah and smoke it.

Me too and I'm about to put something in my pipe and smoke it.

Don't take this the wrong way but I've heard you've got a nice pipe. :p:

you win the internet :rotflol: