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Sundae 12-07-2006 06:05 AM

Mistakes on Menu's
 
Yes, the mistake in the thread title is deliberate :)

Okay, I'm a pedant. I don't look for mistakes in signs and menus, they just jump out at me. But last night I read a take-away menu that had been put through my door and it just about trumped every one I've seen before.

Forget pinaepple, burgr or Barcardi - when I reached the chicken section I realised this was a classic.

Tenacy Chicken (think about it)
and Louissianna Chicken

Bless them.

DanaC 12-07-2006 06:15 AM

My favourite from last year, was a beautifully decorated chalk board outside a bar, with the words "Christmas bookings now bean taken" lovingly chalked on in a calligraphic style.

Pie 12-07-2006 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
Yes, the mistake in the thread title is deliberate :)

Thank god. You made my morning, SG. Greengrocers apostrophe’s are a serious irritant.
I've also seen "Spicy Beef Tender" at a local Chinese restaurant. It was spicy beef tendon. Just a little different. :eek:

Undertoad 12-07-2006 08:57 AM

http://cellar.org/2002/objectsdart.jpg

It's such a common error that it's accepted, but I can't stand this particular language mix.

Hoof Hearted 12-07-2006 09:50 AM

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One of our favorites we saw three years ago:

wolf 12-07-2006 12:38 PM

Errors on a Chinese Menu don't really count, unless the error is in the Chinese version.

Shawnee123 12-07-2006 12:53 PM

I am the same way SG. My ex and I would be driving along and I'd go "did you see that sign? _____ was misspelled." He was always amazed at how things jump out at me.

In staff meeting today I ran to get my reading glasses, came back to my seat, glanced down at the 4 paragraph paper in front of me, and realized my coworkers used "it's" as possessive. It was in the middle of all those other words but it's like it glared at me.

Another case in point. Anyone have a BP station nearby? Look at the sign listing for the "Ultimate" gas. the i and the m are together. I can't illustrate it here but just think of it as the dotted i is the first leg of the m. Who notices? No one. Well, me. I've never figured out why, but I wonder if I point it out to them I win some kind of contest or something. :)

Elspode 12-07-2006 04:17 PM

Chinese restaurant errors may not count, but they are fun. A place I used to frequent had "General Chicken" instead of "General's Chicken" (short for General Tso's Chicken). I used to ask them if they had any Specific Chicken. They didn't get it.

The same place also had the "b" in crab rangoon replaced with a "p". Not terribly appetizing, that.

Katkeeper 12-07-2006 04:36 PM

My favorite has always been a hand made sign on a lot in Norristown selling Christmas trees that annonced, "Fur Trees for sale".

Sheldonrs 12-07-2006 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Katkeeper
My favorite has always been a hand made sign on a lot in Norristown selling Christmas trees that annonced, "Fur Trees for sale".


"annonced" hehehehe

SteveDallas 12-07-2006 10:34 PM

It just makes me batty. I can't even post about it. If I do I'll just start freaking out.

marichiko 12-07-2006 11:40 PM

I still remember a restaurant in Brazil that offered "Chicken Gordan Blue." I always imagined being served a steaming plate of blue poultry when I read that on their menu.

Aliantha 12-07-2006 11:50 PM

Or a waiter named gordon with a blue face...

rkzenrage 12-08-2006 12:06 AM

All the local churches around here are notorious for it... some are hilarious.

chrisinhouston 12-10-2006 10:01 AM

About 2 years ago the Houston Chronicle ran a recipe in their cooking section with a recipe that called for "4 boneless children's breasts." My wife wondered aloud if it was sent in by Jeffrey Dahmer (the serial killer and cannibel). ;)


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