I don't like it
I don't like the little bits of cellophane that cling to me when I open the thing that is wrapped in cellophane.
I also don't like it when water drips into my jeep window because my vent visors are coming unglued. I don't. |
i don't like your face idiot
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I don't have a face idiot.
I don't like having to explain twice because you weren't listening the first time. I don't like it. |
I don't like humans. There are too many of them. I already met my wife, so the rest of you hairless primates are surplus to requirements. And there are 7.6 BILLION of you. Wear a condom, for God's sake.
I don't like humans. They make no sense. They howl and they jabber and they contradict themselves three times in the same sentence. If you turn your back, they will set off nuclear weapons in their own atmosphere. They are like high technology lemmings. "Hold my beer." I don't. |
Clingy cellophane to nuclear Armageddon in four posts.
I don't like this cheap task chair with the screws that poke through the cushion a little bit. I feel those bumps! |
I don't like <3 year olds living in squalor when mom is an essential worker and wondering if I'm bringing home bedbugs.
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I don't like this coffee. It tastes like how America looks right now. It is an injury to my dignity.
I don't like it. |
That's the spirit
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Yeah, and it smells like cabbage.
I don't like it. I don't. |
I may have over-played the hand I was dealt yesterday.
I don't like how much noise this three legged cat makes thumping around. |
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Weird name for a 3-legged cat... I don't like it. |
I don't like the crop circles this mask makes in my beard.
Not at all. |
I don't like how every single app on my new phone has its own settings for notifications and autocorrect and does not pay attention to my universal ruling. I want them to STFU and leave my tryping alone.
I also don't like any of the varieties of smell of weed being smoked and how my neighbors on both sides are currently gassing me out of my garden. I don't. Not at all. Get off my lawn! |
Kids today, when I was a boy you smoked whatever skunkie shit you had and you were glad for it.
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