NSFW - Proof That I Am Incredibly Shallow
 

I try to resist pop culture, but when pop culture pulls out a 2 x 6 and slaps me upside the head with it, I find it sort of difficult to ignore.

Ladies, I apologize for the inherent sexism in this post, but...damn! I mean, DAMN!!!

From the November Esquire, gentlemen, I give you Brittney Spears pulling down her drawers.

I don't care if she can sing. I don't care if she can dance. I don't care if 12 Photoshop artists spent 150 hours on this shot. I just don't care. Because I am shallow.

:vomit:

Please. I'm sorry, as a red-blooded American heterosexual male, I do not by any means object to the presentation of women with little or no clothing. But I've got some standards. Britney spears? Ick.

:vomit:

I know. I know. This is a case of "I really tried to tell myself she was just hideous, simply awful", but something more primal overrode my good sense.

I told you...I am shallow, and I now have proof.

What-ev-ar, KB. I would bone the shit out of her, take half an hour to recuperate, and then do it again. Good lord.

How is she hideous? She's an average girl of average intelligence that happens to be quite attractive in make-up. So her music isn't great. BFD.

I think I just jizzed in my pants.

Oops, I did it again.

some more here :)

if you need to make a deposit to the spank bank.

My compliments to the 12 photoshop artists.

Her singing and dancing abilities are amazing. The songs the record industry make her sing are really not that good.

Thank god those beads are there. Otherwise it would be pornographic.

And here it is...

http://members.tripod.com/~mada_band/nikkicox1.jpg


:)

GBA

DNK

And a fine standard it is, too.:)

Steve,
Now, you may think what you want about Ms Spears talent and demeanor. The fact is, if she wasn't better than average looking, you never would have had the chance to make a judgement. That's been true in Show Business ever since "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille".;)

The latter chick is hot, that's true...but she's not wearing beads over her bulging breasts while pulling down her knickers, is she?

Not half shallow enough for me.

If my standards were lower, I'd fuck the shit out of Britney Spears regardless of how crappy her music is...b/c she is hot. But given what she does, that's a turn-off to me.

Standards, schmandards - a good-looking girl will give just about any straight male on this planet a solid hard-on.

Katie Couric, for example, is what, 40? She looked SO FUCKING HOT on Jay Leno the other night. Her legs are amazing!

Now Couric's brains might give me a telepathic boner, but Britney Spears rubbing her *shudder* breasts in my face would do, at that precise moment, the exact same effect.

I do believe, however, that everyone is beautiful in their own ways. I hardly ever turn down a female (except those big booty kind ;) ) - there's something about that feminine touch that always rubs me the right way. I'll admit that I'm extremely attracted to older women ... I've dated two in their 30s and I'm having a tough time going back.