What's just, I don't know, you today?
 

This is a pretty funny essay on the perils of being single in Vermont.

http://www.vermonter.com/singles-dating-vt.asp

I'll tell you what's just, I don't know, today.

I was in two meetings (4 1/2 hours GAWD) and they make me grumpy.

But anyway, the word on the street is that why we were safely in another building they arrested some dude running around with a gun. Apparently there was some skirmish with the food service court across the hall.

That's nice. I don't like my pretzel. BANG.

No notice to us (in accordance with the Clery Act of 1990)

Rumors are never right.

The gun dude WAS chased through our hallway. I guess he was trying to get away as he was outside robbing people.

As Chris Rock said: go take care of your kids so they ain't tryin' to rob me in five years.

Seriously. :right:

That essay is terrifying ... :eek:

Sounds just like western Pennsylvania.

a gift, utterly unasked for.

Even the sun can't manage such skirts.

If my mouth could marry a hurt like that.

etc.

e e cummings?

I may be wrong.
But you have to come back to tell me so.
ANSWER YOUR BLOODY PHONE, WOMAN!

Miss you.

Time is what I thought I had;
A shared life is what I want.

Breakfast in bed
Is less important than humour.

Money is far less important
Than shared intelligence.

I want to love you for your mind
First.
We can work on the wallet together
Later.

I have trust issues.
Sorry.
But you love me.

Love me.
We'll work it out.

I don't know. Sad, tired, beaten.

I still have a job, but I am on corrective action. I think it will all work out though. I'm doing the best I can.

I think I need a good night's sleep.

They always suggest a nice toasty bath to unwind. But I always thought suggesting a bath was kind of offensive.

Today you're not far off. I overslept this morning. Took a whore bath. ;

What's just, I don't know, me today?
 

I had 1,070 items in my 'puter's recycle bin.

:(

You sound like one o' them bad girls my mama told me about.

I like them.

:D

You'll have to do better than that, Grav. ;)

Turns out planer blades are sharp.

Imagine how much you helped the environment today!