A cave man could do it... if he had bottle caps and epoxy. ;)

The boy wouldn't want to get off his rocker...

Cover the bench with a bear skin, the backrest with a tiger skin, a few slaves waving Ostrich tail feather fans, maybe plucking a lute an also a harp.
Near Naked women serving peeled grapes, dried figs, and wine chilled with snow carried by runners from the mountains.

Still doesn't match a La-Z-Boy and Netflix. :haha:

Nice.

A stern seat for a naughty odalisque.

Are you talkin' dirty? :eyebrow:

It's the first day of Summer in the top half of the globe so if your firepit isn't ready better get your ass in gear. :elkgrin:

If you could only slide up.

You could make your own planes, although it's probably smart to buy the blades. They're a whole nother kettle of fish.

My god those are steep! They're practically scrapers instead of planes. wtf?

Reclaiming an industrial table/bench is easier than from scratch, but they've become pretty spendy because of increased demand and diminished supply.

You could whittle an Indian from some Cedar...

Shouldn't take more than twenty minutes.

I've thought about that actually. But I haven't gotten as far as sourcing a log.

I'd prefer to carve a figurehead.

At first it sounds like a great idea, but it may be more trouble than it's worth.
It would take a specific lifestyle to make it worthwhile.

You could do a plane crash, truck/car collision, or any disaster which would produce a lot of steam/smoke. maybe a Divorce Court. :eyebrow:

The top two are a table?

Pretty cool. I wonder how dey do dat?