After Dog Shaming.....
 

Printer shaming:

Can't read it. :(

"I ate the local tags"

That was a solid sheet when it went in

You have a combo, scanner/shredder.

Huge though it is, that mofo does not scan or copy, its just a printer. A label-eating one at that

The nose and mouth are made from a disposable spoon from our cafe. He was called Marvin long before we learned that was the name of our scales tech :o

And you happen to have a stock of Googly Eyes. :lol:

oh yes I do. but those have been on Marvin and Marvin2 since I started 18 months ago. Marta (my cart-a) also has some. Well one and an eyepatch these days

I was almost wanting TSA to search my handbag to see what they made of my googly eye armory

Yes, that could put you on the suspicious list. :lol2: