Y'all missed the most important part of tw's post.
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Don't you get tired of denying reality ad infinitum? |
Heeeeere's yer sign.[/BillEngvall]
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OK, so it's juvenile humour. Just indulge me for a few minutes.
Attachment 62822 You want the rest of it? Yertiz... Quote:
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The could use one of these - &
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Bring on the ampersand
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I like juvenile humor...
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I've started us on this slippery slope so I might as well have my money's worth.
When the *hit hits the van. :blush: Attachment 62824 Sorry! |
I don't believe you're one tiny bit sorry, I can almost hear you sniggering from here. http://cellar.org/2012/nono.gif
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I resisted the temptation to ask what it was known as informally. ;) (Best Value, I suppose!) Taken in Torrington WY on my pioneering journey through Colorado, Wyoming, South Dakota and Nebraska, Lewis and Clark being unavailable for the job. Street View |
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And 15 years later the same guy is doing the signs. :haha:
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"Exxxtra" in post #132 reminds me of an oldie:
A man is checking into a hotel with his wife and two young children. Glancing at his kids the man says to the desk clerk "I hope the porn in our room is disabled." The clerk says "It's just regular porn, you sick bastard." |
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Found myself looking up the Berne List for Canadian station call letters. Callsigns begin CF, CH, CJ, CK, 10 and continue for a couple more letters. |
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@ Grav - that first one made me lol
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There has been speculation about the contents of sausages since God was a boy, but it seems our worst fears have been confirmed...
Attachment 63719 Cue much mirth from the good people of South Australia. LINK |
It may well be true, but likely the recipe hasn't changed only the label. Since you've been eating them all these years without repercussions just go for it. :yum:
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Excellent.
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I have committed this very same abomination. :eek: I'm not sure whether to put it down to a moment of divided attention, extreme fatigue or plain bone idleness. Bucks Free Press |
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Attachment 64771 Attachment 64772 The third sign is my favourite. Bad grammar is something up with which I will not put. Link |
Thanks, Yoda. :haha:
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I'mma guess prostitute.
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scantless = "scandalous"
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No scandalous fish?
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Pssst...
Cause of death |
Ooh, snap!
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Teletypes (also called Teletypewriters or TTY) only printed capital letters. That proves all early IT people suffered severe harm.
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Haha its sometimes terrible today
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Gentlemen, it really is bad form to brag. We are British, after all.
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Armed bars? Like the bartender's shotgun under the counter?
Or maybe the bar from over thar has a stick. |
Shoulda been 'armed with bars'?
ETA: There is a product called 'armed bars' (alarmed window bars), but, I'm still not sure that's what they threatened the crew with. |
Also "Special Boast Service"...
They have commandos just for bragging? |
The close relationship between GB and the EU seems to have changed the national character. Time for a Brexit?
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The funny thing is, they often claim that getting the disease is better for the immune system than the vaccine (Melanie's Marvelous Measles), so the analogy becomes "get shot with larger bullets to build up an immunity to larger bullets".
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I made a quick trip to what passes for our local supermarket this morning.
There were several laminated signs apologising for the limited number of open checkouts but staff had been redeployed to keep the shelves full and customers were asked to 'bare with us'. I decided not to take up their kind invitation. I think the nation is suffering enough at present. ;) |
Very community minded of you, Mr. C :lol:
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I was so embarrassed...
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Well played C!
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In the Annapolis Safeway, I once encountered what the sign billed as "Naval Oranges." After a pause to appreciate this, I examined several; not one purple inked anchor was to be found.
Even for Annapolis, the home of the Naval Academy, this was rather going overboard. |
I thought that was the main ingredient of naval jelly. Or would that be naval marmalade?
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In the circumstance I'd go with marmalade.
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Why would anyone put jelly in their navel?
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