May 5, 2009: Live Statues
 

Art (sort of, I guess performance art counts) for the second day in a row.
People will think the Cellar is cultured... unless they read the comments. :rolleyes:

http://cellar.org/2009/statues1.jpg

Now I know you're thinking of evil ways to make these people laugh... or cry.
May I be so bold as to suggest you don't mess with the people bearing weapons. ;)

http://cellar.org/2009/statues2.jpg

No, the babies are not real... c'mon.

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I like to stand back a way and watch.
There will always be a parent with a few shiny pennies to waste, who gives them to their trusting child to go and put in the pot. The statue duly comes alive, scaring the bejesus out of the child, screams and bawls ensue.

Sometimes, even more amusingly, the parent isn't cruel, they are ignorant (or possible shortsighted?) and gets a scare in tandem. Two for the price of one, and it doesn't cost me anything.

I think I have slept with a few of these women.

Pretty cool!

In our town all we have is some lame arsehole who stands around under a shabby pink dingo balled parasol walking with baby steps that has motorists pissed.

:lol2:

Now we know who's the father of those babies.

What exactly do you mean, dingo balled? And which baby?

I think we're gonna need tenderizer on these babies.

They must wear contacts to keep the whites of their eyes from shining.

That certainly has to be right up there with watching paint dry and grass grow, as far as entertainment value goes.:neutral:

Well at least one of you was hard. ;)

that tricorn looks like it's going to fly away. Pretty interesting, though.

Was it your sparkling personality that caused them to be all brassed off?

Those women are really statuesque.:headshake

"Well, don't just stand there like a statue..."

How do they judge which one is best? First one to get crapped on by a pigeon wins?


:D