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Undertoad 10-24-2007 03:18 PM
October 24, 2007: Bison statue is attacked
 
http://cellar.org/2007/bison1.jpg

Apparently these images were accompanied by the following report. (Hat tip to xoB.)

Quote:
There was some damage to the statue of the American Bison in front of the house in Big Sky. There was an attempt to prevent the damage. Throwing stones at, and hitting, the attacker. The attacker could not be dissuaded, and kept up his assault for eight hours. The incident even caused a traffic situation in front of the house.

The damage consisted of:
1) The loss of about two inches from the left horn. The broken piece
is on the work bench in the garage.
2) Hoof scratches on the side of the Bison.
3) Some chips in the right rear hoof.
4) Blood stains behind the Bison.

The statue was also moved eight inches forward. There was an attempt to center the statue on the pedestal, but to no avail.
http://cellar.org/2007/bison2.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/bison3.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/bison4.jpg

LabRat 10-24-2007 03:24 PM
Those pics are worth more than 4000 words, I tells ya!! :lol:

Sundae 10-24-2007 03:24 PM
Attack? It looks consensual to me - that bison is begging for it.

monster 10-24-2007 03:25 PM
Eight hours??!!!! Does the moose give lessons?

ViennaWaits 10-24-2007 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 399110)
The attacker could not be dissuaded, and kept up his assault for eight hours.
Ya'll wonder why we fake it. :p

Spexxvet 10-24-2007 05:43 PM
Who was googling horny moose?

Sheldonrs 10-24-2007 05:52 PM
I believe this is called Bullwinkling.

Cloud 10-24-2007 05:52 PM
8 hours without a hole. Now that's truly pathetic.

Nikolai 10-24-2007 06:13 PM
Quote:
1) The loss of about two inches from the left horn.
Well after 8 hours i think the moose might of lost some of his horn too, and doesnt sex in the animal kingdom normal last a matter of seconds maybe minutes?

xoxoxoBruce 10-24-2007 06:17 PM
I am not an animal.

bullwinkle 10-24-2007 06:39 PM
wow this guy kinda reminds me of my last boyfriend

DanaC 10-24-2007 07:05 PM
Quote:
) Blood stains behind the Bison.
Awww. Poor little critter hurt himself. Must have been very confusing.

lumberjim 10-24-2007 09:10 PM
how do you get blood from a stone? hump it for 8 hours!

Cloud 10-24-2007 09:18 PM
I think that's a boy bison, anyway. No wonder there was blood.

no lube.

DucksNuts 10-24-2007 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 399227)
how do you get blood from a stone? hump it for 8 hours!
Buahahahaha.


You can imagine him telling all his little Moose buddies.


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