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sexobon 12-15-2017 07:18 PM

Y'all missed the most important part of tw's post.

Tw said:
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Originally Posted by tw (Post 1000237)
... irregardless ...

You done good tw.

tw 12-15-2017 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1000239)
Dude. Don't you get tired of repeating the same thing ad infinitum?

Fact don't change because you don't like them (an emotional response).

Don't you get tired of denying reality ad infinitum?

Gravdigr 12-21-2017 02:02 PM

Heeeeere's yer sign.[/BillEngvall]

Carruthers 12-29-2017 01:39 PM

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OK, so it's juvenile humour. Just indulge me for a few minutes.

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You want the rest of it? Yertiz...

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A parish council has been left red-faced after its minibus spelled out a rude message when the vehicle's sliding door was left open.

An eagle-eyed shopper spotted the Churchill and Langford Minibus Society while on a pre-Christmas trip to Weston-super-Mare last weekend.

Unfortunately for the trip's organisers, when the sliding door opened it masked over several of the letters, contracting the original sign to the more risque Churchill Anus Society.

The image of the minibus was posted on Reddit before it was picked up by local newspapers.

The Somersetlive website reported that one local resident was visiting Asda for some last minute Christmas shopping when they spotted the minibus with the offending slogan.

They said: 'I just had to take this picture while Christmas shopping at Asda. Wonder how many more amusing words out there when opening sliding doors.'

Laura Batt, who books the minibus said: 'We have been made aware of this situation and this will be addressed in the New Year as we have had a shortage of funds and not been in a position to have the signage amended before.

'Obviously no offence was intended to the general public. The wording will be corrected as soon as possible. We have been running our Minibus Society for over 42 years and have not had any issues previously.'

The minibus society purchased a new 12-seater vehicle in 2016 following a grant from the Department of Transport.

The society, which is based outside Bristol, uses the minibus to provide transport for people in rural areas. Their new vehicle - with the unfortunate sign, is equipped to deal with disabled passengers.
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sexobon 12-29-2017 01:52 PM

The could use one of these - &

DanaC 12-29-2017 02:19 PM

Bring on the ampersand

xoxoxoBruce 12-29-2017 04:45 PM

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I like juvenile humor...

Carruthers 12-30-2017 06:48 AM

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I've started us on this slippery slope so I might as well have my money's worth.

When the *hit hits the van. :blush:

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Sorry!

xoxoxoBruce 12-30-2017 09:17 AM

I don't believe you're one tiny bit sorry, I can almost hear you sniggering from here. http://cellar.org/2012/nono.gif

Carruthers 12-30-2017 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1001175)
I don't believe you're one tiny bit sorry, I can almost hear you sniggering from here. http://cellar.org/2012/nono.gif

I cannot tell a lie. :)

Carruthers 01-29-2018 07:55 AM

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I resisted the temptation to ask what it was known as informally. ;) (Best Value, I suppose!)

Taken in Torrington WY on my pioneering journey through Colorado, Wyoming, South Dakota and Nebraska, Lewis and Clark being unavailable for the job.

Street View

xoxoxoBruce 01-29-2018 11:11 AM

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And 15 years later the same guy is doing the signs. :haha:

Gravdigr 03-06-2018 04:22 PM

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Gravdigr 03-06-2018 04:24 PM

"Exxxtra" in post #132 reminds me of an oldie:

A man is checking into a hotel with his wife and two young children. Glancing at his kids the man says to the desk clerk "I hope the porn in our room is disabled."

The clerk says "It's just regular porn, you sick bastard."

Gravdigr 04-05-2018 04:40 PM

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