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Ibby 07-14-2012 03:38 AM

July 14, 2012: Dinosex (potentially a teensy bit NSFW)
 
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This one's been making the internet rounds. I pulled these images and the quote below from HuffPo, but I've seen it a handful of other places too. follow a few of the links from their story!

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The males and females of modern-day birds and reptiles have a single body opening for urination, defecation, and reproduction--something called a cloaca (Latin for sewer). Paleontologists believe that dinosaurs had the same basic equipment, and that they coupled by pressing their cloacas together.

No penis is needed to perform a "cloacal kiss." But some birds have penises and crocodiles sport penis-like "intromittent organs," and male dinosaurs might have had something similar. As you might imagine, a dinosaur penis might have been pretty big--perhaps up to 12 feet in length for T. Rexes.

But how did Mr. Dino ever get his cloaca near Ms. Dino's? By mounting her from behind.
There you have it, folks. Dinos did it doggy.

ZenGum 07-14-2012 03:52 AM

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There you have it, folks. Dinos did it doggy.
Surely, doggies are doing it Dino-style.

Gravdigr 07-14-2012 04:49 PM

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As you might imagine, a dinosaur penis might have been pretty big--perhaps up to 12 feet in length for T. Rexes.
How else could he jack off with those tiny/short arms?

sandypossum 07-15-2012 06:24 PM

they do all look rather horny

chrisinhouston 07-16-2012 10:58 AM

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And it took some so called experts to figure this out? I took this picture last summer in my back yard!

DanaC 07-16-2012 11:45 AM

Lizard pr0n...cool.

chrisinhouston 07-16-2012 11:59 AM

Yes and notice how he gently nips at her neck! There will be a hickey mark for sure.

BigV 07-16-2012 12:07 PM

all about the leverage baby.

BigV 07-16-2012 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 820071)
Surely, doggies are doing it Dino-style.

You're really a genius at this. I love these brilliant martial-arts-style use the opponent's weight and momentum against him maneuvers.

I don't mind being called Shirley as long as you keep these coming.

DanaC 07-16-2012 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 820409)
I don't mind being called Shirley as long as you keep these coming.

:condom:


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