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Beest 09-23-2016 12:00 AM

Monster's Bday thread
 
Happy Birthday

:lovers:

elSicomoro 09-23-2016 12:32 AM

Happy birthday Monster! Hope it's a good one!

infinite monkey 09-23-2016 12:43 AM

I love monster because she is strong, and funny, and one of the best people i know. She is a friend to me when i don't know how to approach friendship. Her family is da bomb too, which is another testament to her goodness. :)

Happy birthday cool woman! Instead of cake i give you birthday bacon. :bacon:

glatt 09-23-2016 08:01 AM

Happy Birthday, Monster. I hope you are having a most excellent day.

fargon 09-23-2016 09:03 AM

Merry Birthday Monster, may you have a good day.

xoxoxoBruce 09-23-2016 09:26 AM

And many more.

Undertoad 09-23-2016 10:09 AM

H. B. M.

Clodfobble 09-23-2016 10:58 AM

Another year of monster is another good year indeed. Happy Birthday, lady!

Gravdigr 09-23-2016 11:14 AM

Happy Birthday Monster!

Beest 09-23-2016 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 969576)
Instead of cake i give you birthday bacon. :bacon:

Very perceptive, I went to make cake last night and she said she wasn't too bothered.
I made a cake anyway, because cake!

Gravdigr 09-23-2016 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beest (Post 969591)
I made a cake anyway, because cake!

Damn straight.

lumberjim 09-23-2016 01:23 PM

Hope it's a good one, buddy.

footfootfoot 09-23-2016 04:21 PM

We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster and a merry birthday

Crisp bacon we bring (but none for your kin);
Crisp bacon for Monster and a merry birthday.

Oh, bollocks to figgy pudding;
Oh, bollocks to figgy pudding; tickety-boo to good beer
We won't go until we're legless;
We won't go until we're legless;
We won't go until we're legless;, so pour us one here

We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster and a merry birthday

sexobon 09-23-2016 05:17 PM

For your birthday I'll translate this birthday wish into an exotic language:

Happy Birthday...monster!

In the African Hausa language:

Barka da ranar Haihuwa ... dodo!

xoxoxoBruce 09-23-2016 07:52 PM

To the tune of “Volga Boatman”

On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Your servants steal, your spouse untrue
Your children plot to murder you
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Burn, then rape by firelight
Add romance to life tonight
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]


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