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CaliforniaMama 09-25-2011 07:16 AM

September 25, 2011 Blow-up Wedding Gown
 
http://cellar.org/2011/wedding.jpg

How's this for a unique wedding gown?

May I suggest a box of pins for some honeymoon fun?

via Shine

For more balloon fun, check out this Balloon Fashion Show.

DanaC 09-25-2011 07:19 AM

A jellybean wedding dress?

DanaC 09-25-2011 07:20 AM

*tilts head at slight angle and peers at the photo*

She looks an awful lot like the CIA chick in Torchwood. the one who [spoilers just in case] turned out to be a Family double agent.

Sundae 09-25-2011 07:33 AM

Wrong. Just wrong.
Imagine the noise of it?!

Way not to take your vows seriously!

Dana - I didn't properly recognise her in the church.
I had to pause, then recognised her eyes.
Bitch got her just desserts, and I don't mean cake at the wake.

monster 09-25-2011 12:49 PM

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What should you wear to take your vows seriously?

Something made from material that is a little heavier?

Like meat or duct tape? Duct tape is very serious.

footfootfoot 09-25-2011 02:17 PM

how is virginity like a balloon?

One prick and it's gone.

Gravdigr 09-25-2011 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaMama (Post 758364)
May I suggest a box of pins for some honeymoon fun?

I'd pop it. Her and her Mary Tyler Moore look-a-like friend too.:whip:

SPUCK 09-26-2011 04:02 AM

You don't need pins.. Just a very light mist of citrus juice. A squirt gun maybe.

I used to work in a dart game at the Boardwalk. One day I'd just finished blowing up and tying a little more than a thousand balloons. I was standing waist deep in them. Another employee wades into the room sez, "Hi", and starts pealing an orange. The entire room erupted leaving only about 20 balloons unpopped. We were amazed - then I was annoyed.

Has to the plastic balloons not the rubber ones.

CaliforniaMama 09-26-2011 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPUCK (Post 758488)
I used to work in a dart game at the Boardwalk.

So, what is the secret to popping those [uh-hem] balloons? Besides dipping the dart in the lemonade?

infinite monkey 09-26-2011 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPUCK (Post 758488)
You don't need pins.. Just a very light mist of citrus juice. A squirt gun maybe.

I used to work in a dart game at the Boardwalk. One day I'd just finished blowing up and tying a little more than a thousand balloons. I was standing waist deep in them. Another employee wades into the room sez, "Hi", and starts pealing an orange. The entire room erupted leaving only about 20 balloons unpopped. We were amazed - then I was annoyed.

Has to the plastic balloons not the rubber ones.

I was like no way.

Then I saw this online. It's not quite scientific evidence but I certainly have an experiment for my nieces!


ZenGum 09-26-2011 07:16 PM

Makes me wonder what other common household substances might work. I'd say vinegar would be likely.

footfootfoot 09-27-2011 02:48 PM

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latex + oil =

BigV 09-27-2011 10:12 PM

fo. sho.

SPUCK 09-28-2011 04:38 AM

I suspect any acid.

I will caution you that plastic balloons are dangerous. When they pop they are more like a breaking glass than a rapidly tearing rubber balloon. They go off with a very sharp crack and the fragments leave at substantially higher velocities. The fragments often hurt when they hit you and I suspect could hurt a kid's eye.

DanaC 09-28-2011 04:43 AM

Plastic balloons? I don;t think I've ever encountered such a thing...


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