ZenGum |
05-30-2009 06:04 AM |
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Originally Posted by nil_orally
(Post 569384)
Yes, they must use the Union blokes for the girls race, and prise the League guys off each other to work on the boys race.
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I've done some research on this.
The gentlemen from the Rugby Union club kindly assist the ladies to stop.
The blokes from the Rugby League club aren't allowed near the ladies for fear it will result in a gang-bang, but they do tackle the male runners.
The lads from the Aussie rules club were invited, but they are too busy getting pissed and waving their schlongs at the crowd to assist.
The guys from the gridiron club are there, but are still putting on their safety gear.
The pansies from the soccer club were present at the start, but two were knocked down and taken to hospital screaming after the cheese passed within ten feet of them, four ran away, and the rest are still trying to surrender to the cheese.
The hockey club were not invited, after the unfortunate incident last year. Hockey sticks do make useful prostheses, though.
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