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xoxoxoBruce

06-10-2010 11:08 PM

June 11, 2010: Good Kitty

Jamu like to be massaged and tickled, but likes "This little piggy" the best.

http://cellar.org/2010/Jamu.jpg

Quote:

If anyone else tried to play This Little Piggy with a fullygrown lion, they'd be in danger of going wee wee wee all the way to casualty.
But Alex Larenty, 40, from Chipping Norton, is a fearless and highly skilled animal handler at The Lion Park near Johannesburg and is in complete control of this situation.
The beast having its paw tickled is nine-year-old Jamu (weight 550lb). 'He loves it - it's his favourite game,' said Mr Larenty, a 50-year-old Briton who moved to Africa from Oxfordshire.

Remember, 550 lbs, so adjust your recipes accordingly.;)

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squirell nutkin

06-11-2010 12:55 AM

delirious lion

Kolbenfresser

06-11-2010 03:19 AM

Fearless, highly skilled, in complete control.
It sounds more like stupid, low skilled and complete bullshit.
And by the way: Where is the Jamus dick?

spudcon

06-11-2010 06:41 AM

Jamus has his dick where his toes are.

Trilby

06-11-2010 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 662301)

delirious lion

Nice.

I don't see his wee-wee, but I DO see what looks like a tiny, fuzzy lion nut.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....lion nuts.....

ToastyOhs

06-11-2010 07:48 AM

Rohypnol: So you can get freaky with a lion

Sheldonrs

06-11-2010 08:21 AM

"This Little Piggy", the other white meat.

dmg1969

06-11-2010 11:39 AM

I seem to remember someone else who played around with wild animals...

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...1b8eb970c-.jpg

Trilby

06-11-2010 11:49 AM

^^^ if I said that wasn't funny, I'd be "lion" !

jinx	06-11-2010 11:51 AM

I've played 'this little piggy' with a 6lb cat and come away wounded - this guy is a jackass.
Complete control. Uh huh.

Sheldonrs

06-11-2010 12:40 PM

It doesn't take much to go from tender lion to tender loin.

BigV	06-11-2010 01:04 PM

Adjust accordingly... riiiight. There's **NO WAY** that dude is 550 lbs. I don't think tartare even qualifies as a "recipe", chop (chomp?) and eat.

squirell nutkin

06-11-2010 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmg1969 (Post 662392)

I seem to remember someone else who played around with wild animals...

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...1b8eb970c-.jpg

Wow, they did a pretty good job on his face.

Pete Zicato

06-11-2010 03:07 PM

I dunno. I think he looks animatronic.

mrputter

06-11-2010 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 662451)

think he looks animatronic.

Yup! Just like it never happened!

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