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xoxoxoBruce 03-02-2008 12:25 AM

March 2, 2008: Tree jewelry
 
Quote:

So much is given. So little is asked.

When was the last time your favorite tree demanded anything from you? Attention? Conversation? Compliments?

Surprise that oak, that maple, that honey locust. Drape a gleaming stainless
steel necklace around your precious. Fitted on indestructible marine line,
finished with marine hardware. Lasts forever.
http://cellar.org/2008/treejewelry.jpg

I'll admit to buying jewelry, to get a little bush for my wood, but this is crazy. You'd probably need 24 hour security, too.

magilla 03-02-2008 07:47 AM

Wonder if they know that will eventually kill the tree.

xoxoxoBruce 03-02-2008 10:36 AM

They appear to be pretty loose, but eventually they would be covered over.

Gravdigr 03-02-2008 10:53 AM

'Shopped. And, I think I'll pass. My old oak tree will have to be happy with a yellow ribbon. :headshake

Cloud 03-02-2008 11:53 AM

the pics don't seem 'shopped to me--the reflections look right. Or do they?

Wouldn't it take an awfully long time for there to be adverse consequences to the tree? Seems like people would remove the "jewelry" before then.

ukamikanasi 03-02-2008 12:33 PM

I prefer the tree sweater:

http://redshirtknitting.com/?page_id=271 :)

spudcon 03-02-2008 03:29 PM

The next time someone mentions that I spend too much time in the Cellar, I'll direct them to the Chicago and Seatle areas, where folks put jewelry and sweaters on their trees. My life seems much more productive now. Thanks, tree huggers.

Saphyre 03-03-2008 01:17 PM

Bling for a birch - what won't they think of next? :right:

deek 03-03-2008 04:35 PM

I think I'll give my favorite tree a pearl necklace!

Buckrogers47 03-03-2008 05:29 PM

I pity the fool that mess with Mr. Tree!

monster 03-03-2008 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckrogers47 (Post 436523)
I pity the fool that mess with Mr. Tree!

:lol:

xoxoxoBruce 03-03-2008 09:49 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, deek & Buckrogers47. :D

runswithknives 03-04-2008 11:46 AM

Hell, i gave my birch a pearl necklace this morning!:jig:

Shawnee123 03-04-2008 12:49 PM

Stupidest thing ever, and I am so jealous that I didn't come up with the idea!

Cloud 03-04-2008 01:01 PM

for you guys: isn't there a tree fetishist board somewhere you can go to? (squick)


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