Nooooooooooooooooooo!

That shoe that was there forever? :(

.......since February. (Too inept to quote myself from another thread.) Pretty sure it got whisked away in the last downpour of snow.

Rest well, My Dear Shoe.

(Perhaps he's off in search of his sole mate?)

:lol:

Well, he had a good run. I treaded the day he would take a hike, and I stride to make him stay longer.

Goodbye, old shoe. :waves sadly:

Heel be fine.

I never liked him - he was a heel from step one.

No need to stick the boot in.

Well, it was a tongue-in-cheek comment, laced with a hint of sarcasm.

Arch ya gonna laugh?

he was being callous if you ask me.

And his breath smelled of bunions.

He's a slippery character indeed, we should sock it to him.

Well.. was he a loafer? If not he could be seeking work. I just hope it doesn't wind up with taps.

He couldn't toe the line so he took a hike.

Minor rant (very minor):

When wearing a formal gown, the proper way to lift your skirts for ease of walking is with ONE hand, delicately, from the center front of the gown.

Ack! It always bugs me when I see girls lift their wedding or prom dresses with two fistfuls of dress. Not stomping grapes there, ladies.

So, if your nose still hurts like a bitch a couple hours later, but isn't swelling, is it possible it's fractured? And if it is, there really isn't any remedy but to just let it heal, right? There's not some weird chance of bone infection or anything crazy like that if I don't bother going to the doctor?

Omg! It's going to fall off. Run, don't walk, to the doctor, now!

really. seriously. your brain will rot. just . . . fall right out your nose.





the above post represents a feeble attempt at humor 'cause I'm weird, and is not a flame. kay?