gutter cleaner?

enema nozzle?

not a "toy"
not a fishing lure
not cribbage board
not a dildo
not a gutter cleaner
not an enema nozzle

It's a weird-ass plastic pickle with holes in it.

It's a Self Contained Underwater Pickle Apparatus (Scupa)

"dive, dive"

not a "toy"
not a fishing lure
not cribbage board
not a dildo
not a gutter cleaner
not an enema nozzle
not a pickle
not a "Scupa" and no diving involved.

I can see we need a better picture here.

Hope this doesn't give it away.

Edit: Hold on, let me redact that trade name. There. Done.

bannanna keeper

Yes!!

It's the Banana Guard

Damn! Wish I'd seen this sooner. I bought one for my friend's husband as a stocking filler.

Holy crap that would hurt, even if it *did* fit, which it wouldn't.

:shudder:

Does this mean small, cheap present aka stocking filler is purely a Brit term? :)

A banana cozy, then. I guess you would have to use a protractor at the market to make sure your bananas would fit.

I'm going to get one as long as the Chinese make it...
I'm going to lick it to see if I can get high.............

Make sure to take a picture.

Cheerio indeed! :)

How did you get my photo glatt?

What is it?
 

Cropped lightly, but otherwise unedited.

A Lynyrd Skynyrd concert.

Looks more like Barry Manilow

Yer a couple of showoffs! Since you're both right *and wrong*, I'll let you twist until you get the act right. For the record, I was holding up my Zippo. Old skool baby.

Time is *definitely* up on this one. The answer is:

The Doobie Brothers!

What is this?

Clue: I bet wolf knows.

Nut house???

You're close. Well, not really. Good guess.

The purpose for which it was first built is similar to that kind of building, but not the same. It has a different purpose now.

Pick me! Pick me!

I'm giving a hint of the old......it was originally the VA Hospital.

Yes! You're right! You can see why I was inclined to give buster partial credit.

You can edit your post with the answer, or post anew with the answer. If you want it to remain in play, highlight your answer and then change the color to white, so it's invisible. Like this:

This text is invisible.

See? Easy peasy!

:ninja:

Well from my end. The VA is a nut house! :celebrat:

bump.


Tink, answer if you wish!

What is this?

Tinks birthday present

this?

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06...ge/bmw-car.jpg

Good guesses! Wrong, but good.

It's an Oldsmobile. Bwahahahahahaha!

The answer, which Tink already knew, is:

Amazon.com World Headquarters

What is this?
 

Well?

it's snow (moulded by the tread of a shoe)

Correct!

Wow... that lasted five *whole* minutes.

But you have to admit, it **could** have been one of those aliens in Space Invaders.

I live in Michigan. nuff said

What is it?
 

Nope, wrong. Guess again.

Finger.

Negative. No fingers appear in this frame whatsoever.

Next caller, please.

Circumsizer Merc ??

V stop showing is your Butt cheeks !!!!

for opening classy screw top bottles of wine?

Merc, thats a cigar thingy!

that or a Bobbitizer -

A thingee for trimming the foil an wine bottles

My first guess!:D

Monster, Classic, Zippy.... Nope.

A tourcher device ??

"Vee Haf WAYS uf makeing you talk !!!"

The Snow Invader made me think of this pic of an African fertility sculpture I photographed in the St Louis art gallery.

Hey, that's ME! There's my NSFW picture! :lol:

It looks like the clitoris licking frog to me. Africa, you say? Wow, was he lost.

Any more guesses on the pics I put up?

something for stripping sugar cane

Nope, but you are closer, it has to do with food.

Merc, let me just say that you rock. This is the best "what is it?" yet. I'm completely stumped.

It doesn't look like it does anything to vegetables. The tolerances are too tight to adjust to the wide variety of sizes mother nature provides there.

Something with eggs? Maybe it cleanly cuts the tops off of egg shells for soft boiled eggs? I'm just guessing here, but the more I think about it, the more I like it. I'm guessing an egg shell opener.

My friend you smoked it!

Yes it is for eggs.

It was a table tool for the time when people ate soft boiled egs from the shell when the whole egg was poached in boiling water and then placed up right pointed bit to the top, and the dinner would then cut the top of the egg off and eat the soft egg from the shell. Congrats!

:D