Hilarious names
 

Some people have such funny names... I know it's not their fault, its more of what were there parents thinking or a well-I-guess-it-would-be-okay-in their-country. Share some of these names - they have to be real people you've actually met or seen. No friends of a friend of a friend.

My two submissions - which really have a lot of 3rd grade playground toilet humor:

Gangli Wang
Willie Dong

well, i really did go to school with:
-James Bond
-Raquel Welch
-Conan Doyle
-Sherman Tank

i really have met:
-Richard Head
-Richard Long
-Guy White (who was obviously black)

I know the following people:

Phuc Vu (pronounced Fuck You)
Long Dong
and Bob Neal.

Tom Smelstoys

Mr Nusspickle ( first name really doesnt matter, ddoes it?)

Terry Cloth
Knock& ping (twins)
no kidding !

Merry Christmas
(No kidding)

Sunshine Cupp

i also had a customer in the car biz = Richard Wadd. the general rule should be that only a very few last names can safely be tied with Richard.

Oh, I nearly forgot. I knew a girl named Brandy Wine.

My mother attended high school with the brothers Pullen. Peter and Dick Pullen, to be exact. They were twins.

We also used to have a podiatrist listed in the KC phone book by the name of Dr. Charles Footlich (pronounce, presumably, footlick).

I went to high school with a guy named Karl Schmuck.

He's no longer listed on classmates.com, but he apparently changed his name at the earliest possible opportunity.

There was a kid in my elementary school named Parker Wiggins III. Young Master Wiggins was unfortunately plump. Double whammy. Poor guy. I occasionally wonder what happened to him.

We have a list of such names at work, and I was checking the secretary's computer tonight but couldn't find it. I hope that it's not lost ... it was our second most precious document, the first most precious being the "dead list" ... a catalog of dead patients, dates, and known cause of death. My favorite on that list is "4th victim of serial killer." Most of the others are pretty run of the mill ... OD, hanging, self-inflicted gunshot, etc.

my best friend at age 6- Titi Lola Palmer

Eileen Wright

husband & wife: Hairy & Dimples Cheeks
Mary Moist, lives on Fantasy Lane in Palmdale. for reals.

I went to summer camp once with a girl named Bunny. Really. Not a nickname. I can't remember her last name, but she'd been born on Easter, so her parents named her Bunny.