Use a can opener to open those bedamned clamshell packaged things

You must mean one of these?

well, no. the kind with the wheel you turn.

http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/how-t...-opener-037769

Does eating too much salmon cause salmonella?

No shit, does that really work? Have you tried it?

no, but you can be sure I will next time. Those things are evil.

Yes they are, you'd be safer tying a knot in the cat's tail, than opening one of those diabolical clamshells.

I saw this in Real Simple magazine.

so it must be true, eh?

I use my aviation snips to open clamshell packages. Works extremely well.

Well, I typically use scissors, but honestly, I think the can opener would would work better, because you don't have to continuously reposition it, exposing one's hands to the edges.

chainsaw is the way to go. Or give it to a 2-year-old. they can open anything they shouldn't be able to without hurting themselves

Bet those bad boys would work in a pinch at a bris.

Here's an old school Eurpoean circumcision knife from 1770s...
http://cdn.edu-search.com/uploads/circumcisionknife.jpg

All you internet savvy Science Fiction fans, what is the deal with Cthulhu, and why do I stumble across pictures of him all over the internet? I never read Lovecraft, so can any of you tell me why a character from a story written almost a century ago is a recurring internet meme? Am I missing a joke or something?

No answer, but i can give you a recipe if that helps.... I'm thinking crispy fried with lemon