I hope you had a good day

You. Bastidge.

:p:

I hope you bruise your cuticle during a spirited game of Jenga.

I hope you come home and find your rabbit before it boils dry

I hope you have the phrase, "and so mote it be" stuck in your head all day, but you can never work it into a conversation.

I hope you get a canker sore

I hope you get pee on the front of your pants

Not you

I hope your pencil lead breaks, right after your pen runs out of ink.

I hope you can't find a parking spot

I hope you shart

I hope you get off to a bad start

I hope you run out of pot

Ok, this ain't just fun and games anymore, is it?