Preferred name for female genitalia
 

pussy, vag, fanny, v-j, snatch, monkey, beaver, box, muff --there are lots of names. but which do women prefer?

I typically use "innie"

As in.."Girls have innies, but boys have outies."

buh-guy-ner

either correct names when actually talking about them; cunt or pussy is fine for sex talk

Heaven.

leverage

great. i try to get a female concensus and i get dudes answering. well fine! i'd better not hear any females complaing about the names i use for their junk...

I call it No Mans Land.

You have lice and rats?

As Cicero once said, Shiva.

I think I did a thread about a hundred years ago on the slang names for female masturbation, e.g. "clubbing the clam" and found it was mostly guys who answered.

Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there...

. . . either that or they were too busy clubbing the clam to post.

shiva lmao. how perfect

who cares what they call it , as long as it's juicy

So that's what I've been doing wrong!!

I didn't know you were supposed to CALL it.