The Cellar at 20...
 

Any thoughts for the 20th anniversary next year?

-MMM-

Well. on Reaper they had clown strippers. That's not something you see everyday.

unless you're a clown pimp

Butt-fuck-a-dead-dog-in-the-mouth-a-thon?

Next year is the Centennial of the Mexican Revolution which will be observed in Mexico and the USA. I figured we can ride the coattails of that celebration and just have our own piñata.

I like this idea. We can get a huge whale penis pinata (I believe they sell them at Wal*Mart)

http://static.flickr.com/74/216383917_8f7da11dec.jpg

and name it Willie.


Or would that be Guillermo?

I don't know where that chick got that penis pinata, but it wasn't in any Walmart in America. You have to swear allegiance to the US, turn your life over to Jebus, and cut off your sex organs just to get a freaking pack of cigarettes in that place.

20 in Cellar years -is that like 100 in human years then?

And ironically, after all of that, you get cancer, and Wal Mart doesn't pay you enough to buy health insurance.

Bump

So, UT, when is the actual Birthday of Teh Cellar!

September 24

*marks diary*

I think we should all declare the 24th September a Holiday!

Whut she said!

Anniversary party in chat that night - It's a Friday.
Maybe we can do a virtual toast or something