Where are they now?
 

I present a list of people who have come and gone in the past 3 years...or so it seems. Some are more notorious than others. What are they up to now? Be simplistic or go all out...have fun.

For you relative rookies, do some homework.

--Nic Name
--Xugumad
--Jaguar
--Cam
--Cairo
--wwarner11
--jimf747
--jmf
--Rucita
--spinningfetus
--bennyhill
--dave

And if there's anyone I might have left off here, feel free to add...

april
bitmap

--breakingnews...he hasn't been around since November
--Bitmap hawked Forks like crazy, and disappeared shortly thereafter

You killed <b>dave</b>!

You bastard!!

two girlfriends.

Major Matt Mason...wherefore art thou?
Failsafe
Omigod (Gawd I miss that little feller)
Ruthie Purple and her mom, whatzername again?
RichH...we all know what happened to him, but being dead is no excuse to stop posting!


others to follow as I rattle my brain cell(s) for more memory

I talk to failsafe all the time on the phone, but I can't get him to come back online.

ruthie's mom was "dev"

April is IP banned from her new home in Colorado.

boy i missed that. i saw sycamore elude to it. did she come back on after the move? what thread..... i hate it when i miss something good.

i miss her, too. she was a good fluffer.

How about Barak? Does anyone know his real name? I expected to see him on the news one day, and not in a good way.

Nic Name: Marketing Director of the Ontario Communist Party

Xugumad: Lives in Gaza City...insists to the Palestinians that he is one of them

Jaguar: Serving time in an Australian prison for hacking...recently attacked with his own knife

Cam: Hanging out with the Tall Skinny Bastard

Cairo: Now a Democrat and an atheist

jimf747: Still waiting for Sycamore at Omonia Cafe in Astoria, Queens

Rucita: Now in Iraq, working for the CPA

Dave: Now owns 23 PlayStations, 14 Game Cubes, Busara (home of mother fuckin' PAD GAI!!!!!!) and a new shower head...the Volvo still doesn't drive though

Cam is drunk.

Xugumad is in the Library of Congress, seeking a Holy Grail. He is reading books with green covers with a sense of desperation, and taking copious notes in precise MLA format.

If Rich can bring up Yoshua Barak, then *I* can bring up the all-time favorite owner and designer of the internet, Mike Smith.

Brian

Nic Name: After receiving official confirmation that he indeed had posted a link to EVERY website available online in the year 2001 on the various web forums he beloned to, he decided to up the ante by physically cutting out useless newspaper clippings and mailing them through the U.S. postal system to everyone who replied to certain forum topics. He is currently nursing a cramped hand from cutting clippings and a raw tongue from licking all of those stamps.

Good luck Nic, here's to being utterly useless in 2004!

Hey Syc, don't you know ScottSoloman?

Yeah...you know, I really did plan to include him, but forgot.

Last weekend, my mom told me she had talked to his mom recently (they've been friends for over 30 years)...apparently, he told his mom that we threw him out or something to that effect. Although, my mom has a tendency to over-sensationalize things on occasion.