Celebrity Won't Bang List
Since there is a "Celebrity Bang List" and a "Virtual Celebrity Bang List", I wanted to see a "Celebrity Won't Bang List".
These are people that others find attractive, but you wouldn't bang, even if given the chance. Who in your top 5? 1. Paris Hilton 2. Nicole Ritchie These two bags o' antlers never were, aren't, and never will be. 3. Patricia Heaton 4. Britney Spears 5. Mariah Carey Honorable Mention - Either of the Olson Twins. |
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie *are* my top five won't bangs. All of 'em.
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I don't think I need.... or will ever need, a list.
Anyone I wrote down, that is (in)famous enough for you to know who I'm talking about, is so far out of my league I couldn't pick them up on cable. :smack: |
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List of women I won't bang...
There's about 3 billion of 'em! hahaha
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Merlin Olsen?
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Saw the title of this thread and instantly thought of Paris Hilton.
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The Hoff!!
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Justin Timberlake is an obvious choice, I think.
I have to throw Toby Keith in there, too. Not only does he seem like a raging a-hole, but he looks like he's smelly. |
Paris... not with your dick.
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Pamela Anderson anyone? it's not if you'll catch something, but what.....
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I saw a photo of Ms. Anderson without her makeup once. Yikes! Although she might have been hung over, too, so maybe I shouldn't be so harsh.
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Also, her taste in men lead me to think that she may have bacteria from... well... I'll leave that for your imagination.
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Well, Pammy does have the Hep-C...
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