Hope Hicks
 

So I was half-watching Season 2 of Embarrass Half the Country, when I saw this reportedly very intelligent, smartly dressed woman hanging with the Prez. I was initially confused because at first glance it looked like there was actual cross-over in what himself and I might find attractive in a woman. I hit the google machine this am and realized that she appeared to have lost a lot of weight and was entering the icky starvation zone that Biff seems to go for. Crisis averted, someone get that girl a sammich before Season 3 comes out. /chauvinism