I choose when and where to suck, it is not my time!

You've got Malcolm Stinkin' Jenkins on your team. That guy is a douche. I hope his asshole is itchy all game today and he steps on a Lego after they lose by 1.

Really Brees?

::kicks shit around the room ::

GAH! I traded my damn kicker and then forgot to put the other guy in the slot. Only missed out on six points, and the Ruff Riders are gonna kick my ass anyway thanks to low-performing QBs, but goddamn. Stupid mistakes irk me.

Your benched QB are doing really well this week. :p

It was a pleasure doing business with you.

Next!

Oh the irony.

Tough start for you this week. - 12 from your D and 132 points on your bench. Ouch.


Eta: I just realized how loaded your team is. Jesus. You could still win this week.

Forgot to check my team before Thursday. Doing ok. ;)

While I suppose it's technically possible my last WR could put up 82 points on Monday night, common sense says I got my ass handed to me... Good game, Toads!

Ruff Riders, we're on for battle of the undefeated!

I'm number ONE!

...on the waiver wire because I suck so bad. Team replacement ongoing

Burn it down!

I wish you the best. May the best fantasy manager win.

Ha! I autodrafted and made like 2 moves this year. Not doing much managing.

You're short a kicker, looks to be tight.