A cave man could do it... if he had bottle caps and epoxy. ;)

The boy wouldn't want to get off his rocker...

Cover the bench with a bear skin, the backrest with a tiger skin, a few slaves waving Ostrich tail feather fans, maybe plucking a lute an also a harp.
Near Naked women serving peeled grapes, dried figs, and wine chilled with snow carried by runners from the mountains.

Still doesn't match a La-Z-Boy and Netflix. :haha:

Nice.

A stern seat for a naughty odalisque.

Are you talkin' dirty? :eyebrow:

It's the first day of Summer in the top half of the globe so if your firepit isn't ready better get your ass in gear. :elkgrin:

If you could only slide up.

You could make your own planes, although it's probably smart to buy the blades. They're a whole nother kettle of fish.

My god those are steep! They're practically scrapers instead of planes. wtf?

Reclaiming an industrial table/bench is easier than from scratch, but they've become pretty spendy because of increased demand and diminished supply.

You could whittle an Indian from some Cedar...

Shouldn't take more than twenty minutes.

I've thought about that actually. But I haven't gotten as far as sourcing a log.

I'd prefer to carve a figurehead.

At first it sounds like a great idea, but it may be more trouble than it's worth.
It would take a specific lifestyle to make it worthwhile.

You could do a plane crash, truck/car collision, or any disaster which would produce a lot of steam/smoke. maybe a Divorce Court. :eyebrow:

The top two are a table?

Pretty cool. I wonder how dey do dat?

Probably upside down. A couple dowels that line up with the stacks then create the smoke/steam around them, but that's just a guess.

You could rip out the center and stick a TV in there.

Another one of those tables that look so cool but are of no use to you unless you can afford that 20 foot TV I posted somewhere.

Yep...

Clever, but not my cuppa tea.

I don't get it. Sure, crates joined together to make a coffee table. But what's with the rocks and milk bottle?

It fills the square hole in the center.

I've assisted building one of these.

The rocks are cool, don't care for the bottle though. Maybe a nice bowl, or something in which to put those remotes.

Can you imagine the cost of this tub? Not just buying or having it built, but a full time maid to maintain it. :eek:

Its beautiful, I would definitely get it if I were rich.

Bathe in Camel milk with a couple young eunuchs wearing turbans waving Ostrich plume fans? :D

:p:...of course, (but they dont have to be eunuchs)

:lol: You vixen you.

It *is* gorgeous.

But I doubt it's any more difficult to maintain than any other fiberglass tub. I'm sure it's fiberglass over wood. It looks like a strip built boat hull, albeit, an awkward boat shape. I could make one. I wonder how thick the walls are. I built my kayak from 1/4" material, glassed with 8.9 oz satin weave glass and it is BOMBPROOF. Easily strong enough to be a tub of that scale.

The finish is flawless, on the tub, not the boat. That's not my long suit. I'm sure having your bare bottom slidin around in it, you'd figure out pretty quick where the high spots were.

The tub is a thing of beauty.

But is it one wild woman and two not necessarily eunuchs proof? :haha:

Did you ever carve a heart and initials into a tree at your favorite romantic spot?
Buy now you can't take others girls to that spot?
Just whip out your jack knife and carve them away.

Never again say, "I wish I had that tool at the shop with me".

Is that a trailer in a car port, or is that roof actually sides of the trailer that fold open to be a shelter?

The trailer is sitting outside.

They look cool, might ever be comfy for the limber, but getting out of them looks hard with bad knees. :eyebrow:

I dunno, with only three legs, they may tip forward "helping" you get up/out.

In that configuration, they'll tip diagonally backward.

I picture someone sitting in that chair listening to a Maxell tape.

:devil:

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Love that ad.

I used Maxell 60 minute tapes almost exclusively.

60 minutes were better quality because of their thickness, but 90s could fit a whole album on each side.

Yeah, but car stereos of the time ate them (the 90 min tapes) like Skittles.

FTW - Thread Drift Award

How can it be thread drift that's obviously a DIY project. :haha:

Another of the partially submerged critter tables...

Well, it was a mini thread drift...the three posts before grav's skeletal hand.

Who said welders, mechanics, and machinists are not craftspersons.

Oh, you mean the ancillary information interlude. We like everyone to keep abreast, or give a breast, to our cumulative edumacation. :blush:

I really like the submerged animal ones.

I loved it, plus it was a blast to the past. I used Maxwell tapes mostly. And I did put a lot of my brothers albums on the 90 minute ones. They actually survived for a long while.

Yes, I had a ton of tapes, a lot of used ones I got in trade for a reel to reel also.
Car use, hot weather, extreme abuse, the Maxells stood up to abuse better than anything. :thumb:

I always used Maxell 90 minute tapes. They always worked.

Driftwood horse I suspect had some shaping of parts before finishing, but I love the look.

I agree on both counts!

:yesnod:

Speaking of drift wood, I think this got some help also.

looks at home there. Now put it in the living room of a doublewide and see how it looks.

Looks like it belongs in Pyke.

If you're handy with metal work make a little bike, if not buy one and put tabs on it. Then set it on top of a bottom sash and wait for the moon, or cheat and put a globe lamp behind it.

Butterfly bench for the garden.

I like those butterflies.