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lumberjim 06-03-2020 09:31 PM

I don't like it
 
I don't like the little bits of cellophane that cling to me when I open the thing that is wrapped in cellophane.

I also don't like it when water drips into my jeep window because my vent visors are coming unglued.

I don't.

Flint 06-04-2020 12:28 AM

i don't like your face idiot

lumberjim 06-04-2020 06:42 AM

I don't have a face idiot.

I don't like having to explain twice because you weren't listening the first time.

I don't like it.

Luce 06-04-2020 11:08 AM

I don't like humans. There are too many of them. I already met my wife, so the rest of you hairless primates are surplus to requirements. And there are 7.6 BILLION of you. Wear a condom, for God's sake.

I don't like humans. They make no sense. They howl and they jabber and they contradict themselves three times in the same sentence. If you turn your back, they will set off nuclear weapons in their own atmosphere. They are like high technology lemmings. "Hold my beer."

I don't.

glatt 06-04-2020 12:07 PM

Clingy cellophane to nuclear Armageddon in four posts.

I don't like this cheap task chair with the screws that poke through the cushion a little bit. I feel those bumps!

Griff 06-04-2020 12:27 PM

I don't like <3 year olds living in squalor when mom is an essential worker and wondering if I'm bringing home bedbugs.

Luce 06-04-2020 01:10 PM

I don't like this coffee. It tastes like how America looks right now. It is an injury to my dignity.

I don't like it.

lumberjim 06-04-2020 05:27 PM

That's the spirit

Gravdigr 06-04-2020 08:09 PM

Yeah, and it smells like cabbage.

I don't like it.

I don't.

Griff 06-05-2020 06:51 AM

I may have over-played the hand I was dealt yesterday.


I don't like how much noise this three legged cat makes thumping around.

Gravdigr 06-05-2020 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1053545)
...wondering if I'm bringing home bedbugs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1053587)
I don't like how much noise this three legged cat makes thumping around.

Is the cat's name Bedbugs?

Weird name for a 3-legged cat...

I don't like it.

lumberjim 06-05-2020 02:47 PM

I don't like the crop circles this mask makes in my beard.



Not at all.

monster 06-06-2020 03:44 PM

I don't like how every single app on my new phone has its own settings for notifications and autocorrect and does not pay attention to my universal ruling. I want them to STFU and leave my tryping alone.

I also don't like any of the varieties of smell of weed being smoked and how my neighbors on both sides are currently gassing me out of my garden. I don't.

Not at all.

Get off my lawn!

Griff 06-06-2020 04:37 PM

Kids today, when I was a boy you smoked whatever skunkie shit you had and you were glad for it.

limey 06-06-2020 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 1053662)
I don't like how every single app on my new phone has its own settings for notifications and autocorrect and does not pay attention to my universal ruling. I want them to STFU and leave my tryping alone.

I also don't like any of the varieties of smell of weed being smoked and how my neighbors on both sides are currently gassing me out of my garden. I don't.

Not at all.

Get off my lawn!


Get off my grass!


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