The Cellar - the funniest thing you've posted

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the funniest thing you've posted

only your own stuff here. as many as you'd like. self promote, pat your own back, be not shy. gimme.

Oops! Pardon me. I was looking for the Cellar, not the Bargain Basement. I'll be leaving now! :blush:

This thread should be called, "Things other people didn't find funny enough to quote or put in the Hall of Fame"

Sometimes I really make myself laugh, and I'm happy to celebrate that. It's cheaper and less fattening than jubilee pancakes.

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The Cellar: Come feed our greedy slits

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That's what I was secretly thinking - tape across the eyes, panties in the mouth.... or is it only me that has those kind of pictures in my album?

I count nipples

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I walk in downhill, along a pedestrian walk, and it was running with rainwater like the Zambezi. I swear I expected a party of mice to shoot past, white water rafting on a polystyrene chip tray.

(On a talking vibrator)

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look, I said I'm sorry."

This is a great, yet masturbatory, notion, LJ.

As soon as I write something funny, I'll put it here...

My picture. It's in my profile. :D