Y'all missed the most important part of tw's post.

Tw said:
You done good tw.

Fact don't change because you don't like them (an emotional response).

Don't you get tired of denying reality ad infinitum?

Heeeeere's yer sign.[/BillEngvall]

OK, so it's juvenile humour. Just indulge me for a few minutes.

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You want the rest of it? Yertiz...

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The could use one of these - &

Bring on the ampersand

I like juvenile humor...

I've started us on this slippery slope so I might as well have my money's worth.

When the *hit hits the van. :blush:

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Sorry!

I don't believe you're one tiny bit sorry, I can almost hear you sniggering from here. http://cellar.org/2012/nono.gif

I cannot tell a lie. :)

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I resisted the temptation to ask what it was known as informally. ;) (Best Value, I suppose!)

Taken in Torrington WY on my pioneering journey through Colorado, Wyoming, South Dakota and Nebraska, Lewis and Clark being unavailable for the job.

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And 15 years later the same guy is doing the signs. :haha:

"Exxxtra" in post #132 reminds me of an oldie:

A man is checking into a hotel with his wife and two young children. Glancing at his kids the man says to the desk clerk "I hope the porn in our room is disabled."

The clerk says "It's just regular porn, you sick bastard."

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Hits Radio
 

Seems to be station CKIX-FM 99.1 FM.

Found myself looking up the Berne List for Canadian station call letters. Callsigns begin CF, CH, CJ, CK, 10 and continue for a couple more letters.

Those (lawyerly?) people in 63557 need somebody to strip away that comma. It is too poorly used to be let out in public like that.

@ Grav - that first one made me lol

There has been speculation about the contents of sausages since God was a boy, but it seems our worst fears have been confirmed...

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Cue much mirth from the good people of South Australia.

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It may well be true, but likely the recipe hasn't changed only the label. Since you've been eating them all these years without repercussions just go for it. :yum:

Excellent.

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Confession time...

I have committed this very same abomination. :eek:

I'm not sure whether to put it down to a moment of divided attention, extreme fatigue or plain bone idleness.

Bucks Free Press

Or the inner demon made you fuck with people's heads. http://cellar.org/2016/reddevil.gif

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The third sign is my favourite.

Bad grammar is something up with which I will not put.

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Thanks, Yoda. :haha:

No scantless fish??

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I'mma guess prostitute.

scantless = "scandalous"

No scandalous fish?

Pssst...





Cause of death

Teletypes (also called Teletypewriters or TTY) only printed capital letters. That proves all early IT people suffered severe harm.

Are you sure you wanted to post that in this thread tw? There's another nice thread called UNI LECTURERS WARNED AGAINST USING ALL-CAPS BECAUSE IT MIGHT UPSET STUDENTS where it may be more fitting.

Ha!

Haha its sometimes terrible today

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:eaty:

Gentlemen, it really is bad form to brag. We are British, after all.

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As you were chaps.

Armed bars? Like the bartender's shotgun under the counter?

Or maybe the bar from over thar has a stick.

Shoulda been 'armed with bars'?


ETA: There is a product called 'armed bars' (alarmed window bars), but, I'm still not sure that's what they threatened the crew with.

Also "Special Boast Service"...

They have commandos just for bragging?

The close relationship between GB and the EU seems to have changed the national character. Time for a Brexit?

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Unfortunately...

The funny thing is, they often claim that getting the disease is better for the immune system than the vaccine (Melanie's Marvelous Measles), so the analogy becomes "get shot with larger bullets to build up an immunity to larger bullets".

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I guess the ugly ones are on their own.

I made a quick trip to what passes for our local supermarket this morning.
There were several laminated signs apologising for the limited number of open checkouts but staff had been redeployed to keep the shelves full and customers were asked to 'bare with us'.

I decided not to take up their kind invitation.
I think the nation is suffering enough at present. ;)

Very community minded of you, Mr. C :lol:

I was so embarrassed...

Well played C!

Strip them shelves!

In the Annapolis Safeway, I once encountered what the sign billed as "Naval Oranges." After a pause to appreciate this, I examined several; not one purple inked anchor was to be found.

Even for Annapolis, the home of the Naval Academy, this was rather going overboard.

I thought that was the main ingredient of naval jelly. Or would that be naval marmalade?

In the circumstance I'd go with marmalade.

Why would anyone put jelly in their navel?