Weapons off the streets
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I've got a dangerous loaf of bread in the cabinet.
Be cool, man...don't rat me out.
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Now, this loaf...
Is it one of them there sliced high capacity loaves?:eyebrow: I mean, who needs that many sammiches? |
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Worse, it's England.
Where you have to be 21 to purchase a butter knife. |
"I mean, who needs that many sammiches?"
I likes a good sammich.
Ham, american cheese, yellow mustard, all wedged between two slices of white bread (the bad-for-you kind.) Fried bologna works too. |
Knife crime is rife in certain parts of London despite it being illegal to carry a knife.
Those who do not wish to prosecuted for carrying choose something ostensibly legal and reasonable as a substitute. However, intent is all. Incidentally, I'm surprised that the tweet came from police in the Regent's Park area. It isn't a part of the capital I would associate with criminal mayhem. |
Teeth are kind of dangerous. Are the Brits planning to make people give them up too? Oh, right, mostly they already have.
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I saw one where they confiscated a bat'leth from a kid's house.
eta: here-- https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-47119509 |
A rather late addendum.
'Operation Sceptre' is referenced in the tweet at the top. Quote:
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Get back to bludgeoning each other as the good lord intended. :yesnod:
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