Is this where new people say hello???
 

I have browsed your boards and decided tonight to sign up..

The place I usually hang out late at night is super dead tonight

Welcome! We do have a new user induction process, which you've just started by posting your first post. But since there's no spam in it I'm not sure anyone will take notice. (Usually people respond to the spam with interesting posts and then it's hard to delete the thread)

Don't mind me. I'm the resident curmudgeon, as one of our users once put it. But yeah, welcome.

Welcome here my friend, to the show that never ends.

Psst....Dave's really a pussycat, but don't tell him I said that. ;)

Oh..by the way..I'm the village idiot, but the Cellar is very tolerant. :rolleyes:

Welcome aboard! Now say something outrageous so we can give you a proper vetting. :angel:

Welcome!

We may be a relatively small village, but we do have a preponderance of idiots ...

(hmmmm. whattaya think guys? should I put that on the taglines thread?)

Welcome, Jayhawker!

Remember, don't let your love of the Halfling's leaf slow your mind!

Do I detect biting sarcasm? Yep, yer gettin' old alright. :)

BTW - I think part of the Cellar induction process is enduring a flame from Dave. But we can't tell you when it'll happen. Like any enigma, you never know when or where it'll strike.

Welcome.:beer:

If you want to really feel like part of the community, post a ranting argument and watch it be torn to pieces.

Hello Jayhawker Welcome to The Cellar. I'm British but that's another story :D

Enjoy your stay.

Chris.

Make it something about the recent war, Israel and Palestine, or gun control. That'll get the masses nice and riled up.

Welcome...enjoy.

Um, I think you meant "and", not "or".

Nah...any of the three could keep a shitstorm going for a week at least.

The 3 together--let's not go there.

Or even leaving the toilet seat up, with bunch.:D