dude

Look like a fool in front of YOUR BOSSES BOSS and deman raises;carry on like a 2yo while dancing round the room :D

M

Make fart noises whenever the boss bends over to pick something up

N

Notice how crappy your boss looks and call him @ 2am telling him about it;carry on and on until he explodes :D

O

Overwrite the accounts file with your D&D stats

P

When the boss bends over tear a sheet of copy paper in half.

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Punch a customer in his ugly face.

Q

LOL

Queef in her coffee

R

Resist his/her affections.

S

Stop bathing

Speak your mind in meetings

Sniff cocaine on the boss's desk

Stab a coworker

Sue the company you work for

Slap the boss's mama

T

Tambourine and Sing the Hare Krishna mantra during meetings

U

Undress slowly but completely, throughout the day.

V

Vending machine assault, all day every day.

We had a guy who trashed the copier daily at my old job, but he was fireproof.


W

Eat a can of Showboat pork and beans 1 hr before a 2 hr meeting.

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