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Big Sarge 09-14-2013 07:17 AM

Chupacabra Killed in Mississippi
 
Yep. It's true. A Leake County man killed a chupacabra. I wonder what he was drinking when he saw it?

http://www.newsms.fm/miss-man-says-shot-chupacabra/

infinite monkey 09-14-2013 08:11 AM

But WAIT, there's MORE:

VIDEO! :lol2: Sorry

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/vi...abra.wjtv.html

Gravdigr 09-14-2013 04:29 PM

1. Taint no coyote. A coyote muzzle is much narrower/pointier, and this would be even more evident with no/little hair.

2. The claws seem longer because there is no hair to cover the part you wouldn't normally see. Anyone who has ever looked, knows there's more claw when you pull the doghair outta the way.

3. Mr. Hewharrell just might be from KY.

4. Why is the fool reporter eating watermelon?

5. Boobs. Just because.

Gravdigr 09-14-2013 04:31 PM

My opinion: Mutated dog species. Maybe a mutated coydog.

infinite monkey 09-14-2013 09:14 PM

I can't argue, cause I myself ain't never seen no blue KY OAT.

The only way to repeat what he said without speaking it was to use those letters. This in no way cast aspersions on either Kentucky or oats. ;)

Griff 09-15-2013 06:03 AM

I really wouldn't want that diseased critter stuffed and in my home...

tw 09-15-2013 04:15 PM

Just before he shot, he said, "Be wery wery quiet."

Big Sarge 09-15-2013 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 876114)
I really wouldn't want that diseased critter stuffed and in my home...

but it's a chupacabra. Any redneck would be proud to have that in there bedroom. Can you imagine walking up to a girl and asking if she wants to see your chupacabra?

Griff 09-15-2013 07:46 PM

Well, when you put it that way. :)

tw 09-16-2013 07:24 AM

"Do you weely want to see my chupacabra?"


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