Stupid Questions
 

you know... the ones you come across that are so ....that you can't even formulate a reply. context optional.

"can cats eat raspberries?"

Unless they are declawed they can eat any damn thing they want, they're probably going to puke it on your bed anyway.

"There are no stupid questions"
*raises hand*
"Yes, the goddamned annoying idiot in the awful sweater, did you need me to explain how to wipe your own ass?"

STUPID QUESTION: Why does 1+1=2??

Do ya suppose there are squrls that are afraid of heights?

Squrls nest high in trees. Do ya suppose that squrls get seasick during a windstorm?

Ya think hummingbirds get knocked senseless by large raindrops?

Why does the phone ring?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

Notable.

How many is 7?

This many - ???????.

(I'm treating this like The "Respond to the Cellar Tagline" Thread.)

It's calling you by name - Ding-a-ling, Ding-a-ling.

ouch

Why do we fart??

fermentation in our gut

Howard Stern had a guy on once who could fart at will, by taking air in through his butthole and blowing it back out.

I just report things, I have no opinion pro or con on this matter

I wish I could do that.