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Sheldonrs

03-20-2009 12:13 PM

What NASA doesn't want us to know is that, due to budget cuts, the bat is now the space shuttle's new RADAR system.

capnhowdy

03-20-2009 11:24 PM

Yeah. Klinger was telling me about that. Said he just couldn't stand the heat.
Now they gotta figure out who gets his stimulus check. The bat's. Klinger doesn't get one.

xoxoxoBruce

03-21-2009 01:52 AM

:mecry:

SPUCK

03-21-2009 03:05 AM

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars.. THERE'S A FRIKKEN BAT HERE!!!

Sundae

03-21-2009 08:50 AM

Quote:

Gizmodo wrote; Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.
Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.

Broke my heart!

Sheldonrs

03-21-2009 12:05 PM

Well, Florida IS close to Cuba. Maybe the bat escaped from Guanotanamo Bay.

xoxoxoBruce

03-21-2009 01:36 PM

Guanotanamo? :eyebrow: :rolleyes: :headshake :haha:

busterb

03-21-2009 08:58 PM

Guano, batshit????????:smack:

Sheldonrs

03-21-2009 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by busterb (Post 547922)

Guano, batshit????????:smack:

Yup. It's used for fertilizer. It's actually a billion dollar business.

capnhowdy

03-22-2009 08:49 AM

Outranked only by the bullshit industry.

TheMercenary

03-22-2009 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 547787)

Well, Florida IS close to Cuba. Maybe the bat escaped from Guanotanamo Bay.

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