Withered Ol' Crones
I've been shocked to learn that the average age of our female dwellars is 40 or more. Isn't that the age you officially become an ol' crone? I know at age 30 women become haggard.
Is there a way the cellar could automatically ban females age 30 or more?? My son works for Medicaid and aspires to be on the Obamacare Death Panels. Maybe they could set up an euthanization program? Just some of the random thoughts going through my mind |
Some days I wish for a death squad to end my misery. Then I remember that I actually love life.
Where's this latest 'old crone' joke come from now? Do I have to go and read everything from the last 24 hours? lol |
We're only here because we're jealous of your perky boobs, Sarge :ggw:
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I beg to disagree Sarge, the most hawtest most sexxy women I've met have been in the older category. You can have those self conscious, boney little girls. I prefer the women in the bunch. Oh and bone is for the dog...meat is for the man. I like em with curves.
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preach it brother!
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I've been listening to the Gravdigr school of thought. But, Brother Grav is so right in his gospel. I think the only hope we have is the implementation of death panels.
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OMG, MTP is almost over the hill too! I think we need a young vibrant woman like Pensive Pam to lead us out of the darkness of the cellar
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we become invisible. We become the hill itself. tramped on, excavated, but unloved and un-mourned, we become flat, like the landscape in some Bronte novel or dystopian universe. Pocked, marked, parts hang low that once were pretty and fresh. I think death at 25 or the "Pack of 28" is a rather good career choice. Die while you're young and beautiful. you know, you old man, Don't fear the reaper. |
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