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Undertoad 06-07-2004 10:38 AM

6/7/2004: Ham art
 
http://cellar.org/2004/hamartist.jpg

This is artist Cosimo Cavallaro, explaining his work -- a bed with more than 300 pounds of sliced ham -- at a gallery in New York.

Cavallaro calls the ham "a pure form of America: all kinds of parts, boiled and pressed together." He rejected prosciutto because "it would have been pompous."

And expensive. What's cheap deli ham, like, $2.99/pound?

Rue Pascal 06-07-2004 10:57 AM

If you look to the left of the "artist", out the window, it look like it is written "u are mad"... :p

jaguar 06-07-2004 10:59 AM

bet they're going to be lining up to see that in a week.

jojomonkeygirl 06-07-2004 11:23 AM

I've had more meat than that in my bed before;)

glatt 06-07-2004 11:25 AM

Would any one of you pay money for this bozo's art?

jinx 06-07-2004 11:29 AM

No way.... too high in nitrates.

SteveDallas 06-07-2004 11:36 AM

I just can't think about anything except the spoilage factor! :whofart:

CharlieG 06-07-2004 11:42 AM

What an idiot - Ham is _NOT_ "all kinds of parts, boiled and pressed together" - ham is from the - gosh- HAM of the pig

Spam, Lunch loaf, etc ARE all sorts of "stuff" stuck together

Heck, you can even get fresh ham - aka, uncured - YUM

I wonder if I should go down and heckle this idiot

perth 06-07-2004 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CharlieG
I wonder if I should go down and heckle this idiot
Be sure to get pictures!

jaguar 06-07-2004 11:49 AM

Quote:

What an idiot - Ham is _NOT_ "all kinds of parts, boiled and pressed together" - ham is from the - gosh- HAM of the pig
Missed that, you're right, usually I give modern art a bit of breathing space but this guy is just pretty damn stupid

hot_pastrami 06-07-2004 11:52 AM

Hey, at least it's Atkins-friendly.

*cough*

glatt 06-07-2004 11:53 AM

Re: 6/7/2004: Ham art
 
Well, Undetoad is the one who called it "ham." The artist may have been using the cheap ham loaf stuff which is sold as "ham" in many delis (my local Safeway included) and consists of "all kinds of parts, boiled and pressed together."

chrisinhouston 06-07-2004 12:41 PM

see the website
 
With a name like Cosimo Cavallaro he should have been using imported prosciutto! And what is a mere $2.99/ lb if the NEA was funding it?

Be sure to check out his website at http://www.cosimocavallaro.com/ and click on the "download the Wyoming Cheese house flash presentation". Also the one on the burning piano is interesting.

warch 06-07-2004 01:08 PM

Everyone knows Pastrami is the most sensuous of the smoked meats.

Elspode 06-07-2004 01:09 PM

Pork...the other art meat...


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