Confessions
 

Apologies if there's already been a confessions thread, this place seems huge when you've been away 3 years, here's mine;

I just drove drunk for the first time in like 10 years. To be honest I'm not trashed, but am probably pretty close to the new legal limit in WI .08

Also it was a 1/4 mile round trip (yeah I went and bought more hooch) still, I'm not particularly proud of this.

Anyway I want to hear some real confessions.

When I last used Mum's Kenwood Chef (food mixer) smoke came out of the back.
Enough to set the smoke alarm off.

I just washed up the bowl and put it back in the cupboard.
In my defence, I know I didn't mis-use it in any way.
I just didn't want to cop the blame.

I took too much of my adderall which is prescribed for my ADHD. I am supposed to take only 40mg/day, but today I took 80mg. :eek:

what does adderall do to you? I do that all the time with vic (the blue strong ones) I'll take one, and within 5 minutes think, oh yeah I was gonna take a pain pill..... and there goes the morning.

Its a stimulent - mixed amphetamine salts. I get a real buzz if I over-medicate myself with it. I feel very guilty that I did this.

guilt is for pussies, take another one, or skip tomorrow

LOL @ Blue!

I got my Rogaine and Viagra mixed up, now my hair won't lay down for shit.

:lol: :lol:

Hilarious Gravdigr (not being a smartarse this time-I mean it).

My confession is already recorded in another thread.

I often get realllly reaaaaallly frustrated with these 2 boys and plug my ipod into my ears to escape them....for a bit too long.

I yank it way too hard sometimes. Especially when I am frustrated and uptight. It may take 8 to 9 really hard pulls sometimes to get it going.



In my defense, that dang lawnmower starter cord has always been hard to tug.

My confession:


I sat on Gravdigr's hair last night.

This may be a blessing if it disguises the fact that you're a dickhead.

I had a helluva dream last night. I dreamt I had the world's tightest hat stuck on my head...