6/1/2005: Young Mongolian contortionist
 

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Magilla sends this freaky looking oddity, the official caption: A young contortionist practises at the Mongolian National Circus in Ulan Bator May 24, 2005. The Mongolian National Circus, which was established in 1940, presents several performances like acrobatics, gymnastics, juggling, tightrope walking, animal acts, clowns, magic tricks, and is best known for its contortionists. It has continuously trained contortionists, also known as 'rubber girls' or 'Girls without Bones'.

Mongolia seems like a culture off the map - as in, one rarely hears about it, here.

Mongolia==Cirque de Soliel farm system

I think it's kinda cool that they have a National Circus. Could we get one, too? :)

I'm alarmed at the contortion of this innocent child. What if she sticks that way?

no prob, just tip her "face down" and you've a comfy ottoman (yes, I know that's a little west of mongolia. hush.)

she is posing for the next generation smilie - pulling one's head from own arse.

Looks like one of Happy Monkey's tape sculptures.

Gee.. took me 20 sec. to figure out how she was entangled. :3_eyes:

What they don't show is the next step: they paint some numbers on her, and get a couple of big burly guys to throw her across the mat, to play their "human D&D" game.

[juvenile humor]Mongolian? She doesn't look retarded, she looks Chinese[/juvenile humor]

Goddamn Mongorians! You tear down my Shitty Wall!

Hahaha
 

oh, i get it. a trojan mongowian howrse. mongowians hidin inside thinkin i'll bring it in the shitty wall, then mongowians pop out and destroy wall from da inside out. okay. i'll pray arong. oh! oh rook! my very own mongowian trojan horse! row! reah, what a great present! i guess mongowians aren't such crappy, smelly people after all, yeah! i'm just gonna bring it inside and show it to all my friends, yeah. (opens hatch, sweet and sour pork falls on him) AWWWW! (smacks lips) AWWW, ITS SWEET AND SOUR PORK!
(Mongolians laughing, swords clanking)
(as sweet and sour pork hardens)
im gonna get you nongoldians id ids da lasd ding i dooooooo!!!!!!!!!

You mean other than the White House, House of Representatives, and Senate? (three rings) :p

thats just wrong.


I wonder is she will have many health problems later from all that.. contorting

You mean that's not the mermaid girl they just did the surgery on?

The Mongolians didn't have to. A Chinese general opened the gate. (That's what the Emperor gets for taking his wife.)