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piercehawkeye45 05-20-2008 04:19 PM

Knife Advice
 
Well...to give a small amount of background on my situation, I live in a tougher neighborhood that has gotten worse in the past few months and a few events in the past month have led me to consider purchasing some kind of knife for protection in case the worse happens and I need to protect myself.

I would like to know what would be the best purchase and how I would go around doing this. As of now, I am thinking of getting a switchblade or something similar because I don't want to have an open blade lying around my room (I do not plan on carrying it outside with me) and I do not want to spend a large amount of money (under $100 for sure, under $50 preferable) because I do not have the funds.

So any recommendations on what type of knife I should get, where I should get one (I was thinking of a gun store but I'm not sure), legality, and any other advise?

glatt 05-20-2008 04:26 PM

If you don't have experience with a knife, I'd go with a bat instead. Or mace. Or brake cleaning spray. (Learned that one here on the Cellar.)

You have to get awful close with a knife.

busterb 05-20-2008 04:54 PM

a switchblade That's jail time in most states. imho. In your home, go bat or firearm. Only in the house.

binky 05-20-2008 04:58 PM

I'd save up for a Taser

elSicomoro 05-20-2008 05:10 PM

I'd go with Tae Kwon Do.

Sundae 05-20-2008 05:46 PM

Pierce. Picture the scenario. Are you really looking for a weapon for defence, or to threaten an attacker into submission/ retreat? I agree with Glatt & Buster that something like a bat (and an attitude) is far better at persuading a would-be robber that he's picked the wrong house. And more effective at a distance if substance abuse gives the attacker a false sense of invulnerabilty.

However if it's truly self defence - ie you are worried about your physical well-being, then I'd go with Syc. Use your body as a weapon, then there can be no worries about intention.

If you're not convinced you have the attitude to wield a bat as a dangerous weapon, or the discipline to train in self defence - move. Better a live realistic Pierce than a wounded or dead heroic one.

Aliantha 05-20-2008 05:54 PM

Just buy a gun.

Ask Merc for advice...or one of those other loonies around here. Or people who work with loonies. ;)

lookout123 05-20-2008 06:06 PM

unless your knife goes "BANG!" and sends projectiles at your would be assailants... I'd skip the knife altogether. Keep a meat cleaver next handy if you want, but a blade is pretty pointless in the hand of an unskilled person. IMO

although one of those Klingon knives from The Wrath of Kahn would be pretty awesomely scary.

Undertoad 05-20-2008 06:34 PM

They shall fear your mighty Bat'leth!

http://cellar.org/2004/kli_batleth.jpg

You shall do MIGHTY COMBAT

http://cellar.org/2008/batleth.jpg

People will RESPECT you and your vertical blinds

http://cellar.org/2008/batlethblinds.jpg

Until the transportation safety man takes it away.

http://cellar.org/2008/tsabatleth.jpg

DanaC 05-20-2008 06:41 PM

Pierce, I would seriously advise against getting a knife unless you know how to use one.

lumberjim 05-20-2008 06:46 PM

http://images.orgill.com/200x200/6313845.jpg

footfootfoot 05-20-2008 07:03 PM

da nan nan na, na na.

You can't touch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JomHWt7p6-c

Clodfobble 05-20-2008 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
Or brake cleaning spray. (Learned that one here on the Cellar.)

Another good already-in-the-home weapon: batteries or a bunch of coins inside a sock. You can do some serious damage swinging that around, though it does require a little more coordination than a baseball bat.

If you don't want to spend a year becoming very proficient in martial arts, I'd recommend taking a self-defense class. My mom made me take one as a teenager, and I still remember the techniques. Defensive use of your body without needing any strength or skill. Plus, you get to practice on a guy in a big padded suit, which is fun.

Cicero 05-20-2008 07:10 PM

Yep...I'm a hammer girl!! Lucky I met a hammer man....:)

jinx 05-20-2008 07:26 PM

Econo-size can of Aqua Net + Bic lighter = flame thrower


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