Birth/Disease Control
 

Even with all the chemical means of birth and disease control, good old condoms are pretty effective.
But like they say, size matters. If they aren't comfortable they won't get used, and if they fall off that's bad.
Somebody came up with the idea of a size checker like the have for ring size.

Good idea but the guy has a whole handful of them, that a waste of resources.
They only need one in each store, attached to the shelf with a chain like the pens in the bank. ;)

That third size is... potentially problematic.

Yes, I'm hoping they are referring to the color of the condom/packaging.

I'm assuming it's a manufacturer, and "Black" was their primary brand, and then they added additional sizes. But... lined up like that...

It's a microaggression... although, in this context, "micro" is also somewhat problematic

little.
yellow.
different.
better.

It's only microaggression if it's intentional, but it's hard to believe nobody picked up on that.

I wouldn't call it microaggression, but it does represent (at best) the privilege of having an insular worldview, and at worst, a "ƒuck 'em" attitude at some level.


Also, the nomenclature is flexible when you're reaching for a dick joke :thumb:

They should make it like kindergarten reading groups, where they're just named "trout" and "starfish" and "sea turtle" so no one is able to figure out which one is better than the others.

Nononononono! Where have you been?

The speaker's intent means nothing anymore. Doesn't matter what the speaker means, or intends.

In a regular world, maybe, but not in this one, where everyone seems determined to be offended.

By something.

Anything.