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glatt 11-20-2014 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 914625)
International Men's Day.

I missed out on that. What was I supposed to get?

Clodfobble 11-20-2014 09:51 AM

An international man. Yours didn't come in the mail?

lumberjim 11-20-2014 02:07 PM

He got one. It was a secret though.

A Secret Asian Man


glatt 11-20-2014 03:02 PM

Today I learned that if you're a man who gets Ebola, and you manage to defeat the disease, and the doctors clear you to rejoin society, don't go having celebratory sex right away. Apparently the virus hangs out in your junk longer than anywhere else, and you're packing live virus down there for months.

classicman 11-22-2014 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 914629)
An international man. Yours didn't come in the mail?


Paging Sheldon

orthodoc 11-22-2014 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 914645)
Today I learned that if you're a man who gets Ebola, and you manage to defeat the disease, and the doctors clear you to rejoin society, don't go having celebratory sex right away. Apparently the virus hangs out in your junk longer than anywhere else, and you're packing live virus down there for months.

We know this now about men, and for all we know it could be the same for women. We're still learning about Ebola, so probably holding off on the celebratory sex is good advice.

I'm learning all sorts of stuff as I've been developing protocols to protect our medical center's Ebola care team.

infinite monkey 11-22-2014 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 914737)
We know this now about men, and for all we know it could be the same for women. We're still learning about Ebola, so probably holding off on the celebratory sex is good advice.

I'm learning all sorts of stuff as I've been developing protocols to protect our medical center's Ebola care team.

You rock! Thanks for working on Ebola. It is a scary thing for us who don't understand the medical implications. So far, it seems we have a handle on it. I hope that handle holds. Can you give us honest advice in case it gets out of hand?

xoxoxoBruce 11-23-2014 12:06 AM

I'd be more concerned about the plague outbreak on the island nation of Madagascar.

Aliantha 11-23-2014 12:55 AM

Today I learned that my life is about to change dramatically. For the better I hope.

Griff 11-23-2014 07:15 AM

Best of luck Ali.

fargon 11-23-2014 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 914741)
Today I learned that my life is about to change dramatically. For the better I hope.

Whats happening?

xoxoxoBruce 11-23-2014 09:58 AM

For me, "dramatically" has always been ominous. :eyebrow:

sexobon 11-23-2014 10:30 AM

Maybe she's going to start making really big cakes and popping out of them at parties!

Gravdigr 11-23-2014 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 914741)
Today I learned that my life is about to change dramatically.

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Originally Posted by fargon (Post 914751)
Whats happening?

Fortune cookie.

:p:

Pamela 11-23-2014 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 914740)
I'd be more concerned about the plague outbreak on the island nation of Madagascar.

Worry closer to home, the plague is back!


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