Funniest Cellar Dwellar
 

Who do you thing is/are the funniest person/people here?

definitely our DLM, tw.

i like the fact that you didnt post a poll



Funniness is extra super important to me. I primarily enjoy the cellar for the humor....and that's whay I try to give back to it. I could really give a shit about politics and current events. I like a good flame war, a nice taunting, and a rolling around on the floor scuffle/debate.

That said:]

there are different kinds of funny. Flint has to be the overall funniest, in my mind.... He catches me off-guard more often than anyone else. Sheldon is King of one liners. Undertoad slays me deeply with his subtle sense of humor. Shawnee has evoked chortles form me, too.

But...you folks don't have the benefit of jinx's spoken comments about you retards that I do. I would like to confess at this point that at least 25% of the fucked up stuff that I say is flagrantly stolen from jinx....or at least as a result of collaboration between the two of us.

So you're sorta the Carlos Mencia of the Cellar...


heh

I'll agree with lj that Flint makes me laugh the most...but so many others are a close second, including lj (which I now know is due to the comic genius of Jinx!)

Also, Sundae, Griff, monster, ut, HLJ, 'spode, Bri, ...I could go on and on. Oh, and I crack myself up on a regular basis. Pathetic, eh? ;)

All of the above, plus Barefoot Serpent. DLM tw has his virtues. He has actually uncorked one from time to time, and it's better because it's unexpected.

the flannel shirt holding the babe is funny in a cute way but flint and lj are only funny when they are not being crass which is most of the time.

I think the funniest person here HAS to be Brianna.

The others I find humor in are:

Griff

Sundae Girl

Bruce

Duck Nuts

Crimson ghost

UT

If you were to score everyone based on all of their posts, I think the winner would be Sheldon, because almost all of his posts are funny, or at least try to be. I haven't seen Sheldon post too much serious stuff.

I've said somewhere else that I think Shawnee and Flint (and the seven faces of LJ, now that I consider it) have the funniest whimsical threads and posts, too many of which go by without comment.

John is certainly the master of WTF.

...and many more.

I don't think I'd be here much if not for all the humor.

Well thanks! It's nice to be liked for more than just my incredible good looks! ;)

Ah, someone who sees me as more than a sex object.:D

Thanks, skysidhe.

LJ, hands down. But you have to have a warped sense of humor, so not everyone gets it.

dude. i totally appreciate what it takes to say that. we've butted heads a time or two, and hurled insults intended to hurt each other. I admit that you got under my skin to the point that i have to admit to losing a bit of my composure to anger and offended ego. It would be nice. and neat..and story book dramatic if we had make up sex right here in this thread and started praising each other ....but...this is reality....i concede that you have made a concerted effort to assimilate yourself to the general vibe of the cellar....and i hope that you will continue on that path. Add to that the fact that you have good taste in women and we're on the road to being non-enemies! woo hoo!

i have a question.....and this may help you too.....

what is your actual first name?


...btw ..mine's Kevin

wow...now, see....i .personally, think that Flint is funniest when he rips one off that comes out of nowhere....like the 'rubbing his wang inside a toilet paper roll' bit.....

and I get all gleeful when i'm being naughty and obscene.

I guess that's why they make chocolate and vanilla, what?

I would have to second LJ Merc. You're one of the few that I've laughed out loud to not counting the 'I Need Humor' thread.

Speak engrish!

People that sometimes can come of as asses are usually the funniest people.

I even made a thread about Merc being an asshole. That's why he's done so well here. Assholes aren't afraid to say shit. Sometimes, funny shit.

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Edit1: I feel obligated to comment on the fact that I've been mentioned several times here. Thank you to all who mentioned me. I feel that I have conquered this board (bow before me, your new God), because LJ was deployed to repel me, and instead I won him over. Mission Accomplished. Y'all think I'm funny because I'm an attention whore. I'm a huge attention whore. You know me, you see me all the time. When the question is asked "who is funny?" ...you think of me, because I'm often seen, wherever the action is, tail-posting some smart-ass shit. I try to post things the way I would say them out loud. And, yes, I do blurt absurd things out loud. I think that's funny. If you think so too, thanks for saying so.

Edit2: I'm no good at making lists, because someone is always left out. Probably the funniest people here have so much restraint that their humor only sneaks in once in a blue moon. Then they move on to other things. I like those unexpected, incredibly clever comments from "straight" posters.