Whale Penis
 

Feel free to talk about whale penises here.

Whale penis trivia
 

The average length of a right whale's penis is around 2.3 meters (7.5 feet), or about 14% of its body length of 55 ft. The combined weight of a right whale's two testes is one ton.

I read the other day that the whale that exploded in Taiwan recently only had a 5-foot long penis.

It must've been tough for him...

Wouldn't that be whale peni? You stupid frenchy whale penis.

why not cow testicles?

It's penises or penes, you stupid fucking drunk-ass mick whale penis!

Because we're talking about whale penises.

Hey, if you ever find some, send a pic to the Star.

Slang looks like a whale penis.

Sycamore is extremely jealous of slang's whale penis. :yum:

I thought it would be good to have a photo of a whale penis to illustrate the thread, but I couldn't dig one up immediately. (There were a couple pickled ones, but I think it would better to show the whale penis still attached to the live whale. And of course bonus for an "action shot".) Further research will be needed; I'll report back.

Dude! The whole reason we are #19 for whale penis is the IotD of it:

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?s=&...ht=whale+penis

Yawn. Like I said, it's pickled. We need one still attached to the original owner.

not directly related to this topic, but this reminds me of an ancient horny guy who switched his penis with one of a horse. And then he deserted his wife and went homeless or something.

This came up first when I googled for whale penis images. Looks more like a whale shark to me..... but then I thought the stupid dolphin was a shark too....