Oct 24, 2009: Balloon Tank
 

I found this through a strange series of links.

http://ingesidee.de/page.php?pgid=63&lang=en&subpage=1

http://cellar.org/2009/german_panthe..._kleber.01.jpg

http://cellar.org/2009/german_panthe..._kleber.02.jpg

http://cellar.org/2009/german_panthe..._kleber.03.jpg

http://cellar.org/2009/german_panthe..._kleber.04.jpg

The babelfish translation of the text below the pictures reads:

Nice
 

" this preparation of the readiness of the itself keeping open for the arrival or that is missing gottes"

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Especially because I don't understand any German.:p

Maybe UG is moonlighting over there ;)

First the tank is rather phallic. Then, it deflates.

The tank, you see, is a metaphor for man.

;)

Maybe the tank is just tired!!!!!!

Maybe the tank drank too much Jack.

Frank the Tank

Maybe the tank wouldn't drink so much Jack if you were better lookin'.


I think yer purty.

The tank is blinded and threatened by my beauty, so he drinks to try to bolster his confidence. Unfortunately, the amount of alcohol the tank needs to overcome the fear of my beauty has these ill effects that are not conducive to intimate relations.

Or something. ;)

The Germans are in fact engaged on a secret military build-up. Here is their new air force:

is that the new rickroll?

Seemingly? That's what normal balloons do. If you fill normal balloons with helium, they'll do it even faster.

http://cellar.org/2009/german_panther.jpg

It also shows kids shouldn't be allowed near art... and when ya have kids ya can't have nuthin nice.;)

'cep' cuddles ;)

"metaphor for man" - and a metaphor for future generations reducing war.

pretty heavy for a bunch of balloons.

You can get that from cats... and they probably won't kill you. Oh wait,...um, cats,... uh nevermind :o